Pornstar

We went shopping into Manchester on Saturday and bought lots of lovely things, my baby bought a pair of pink and blue checked shorts which are just divine, awesomely beautiful; a new shirt and I bought him a new pair of pants. I got an awesome t-shirt, just the funniest t-shirt we've ever seen and so apt; and my baby bought me another t-shirt which had him in bits with laughter when he saw it and once again is allegedly so apt for me, my baby had to buy it me! We'll post some photos some time and you'll be able to judge for yourself, they're both very funny to be honest and I can understand why my baby felt compelled to buy it me.

That aside we also found ourselves in a sex shop, we were just in there browsing and being very well behaved for a change, well that was until I happened upon (I almost wrote came upon, that would have opened up a real can of worms wouldn't it. A gay-boy was arrested in Manchester on Saturday for masturbating whilst in a sex shop, oh my gosh front page headline on the Manchester Evening News!) a dvd - a gay porn dvd, for obvious reasons - we're gay and it's a sex shop! My baby was looking at the toy section at the time trying to find something humongous to split me in two as is his want (that's a joke boys and girls, well kind of, naughty boyfriend......) so he wasn't by my side but it didn't stop him hearing me. Because I burst out laughing, whilst looking at the cover of the dvd, so much so that my baby walked on over to see what was so funny. As he approached I asked him, is this you whilst showing him the cover of the dvd because the guy on the cover kind of looked vaguely like my baby, (point of caution here boys and girls - whenever I say someone looks like someone else, I always make such judgements in the vaguest ways possible and in reality they look nothing like my reference point) you never told me you were a pornstar and look at all the guys you've been shagging. You see the dvd was about a guy called Jason who gets kidnapped and shagged by four guys, one after the other (lucky bastard) before they all cum in his face (I'm proper jealous now, he'd have got paid for that too, isn't that just the best job in the World). Now my baby's not called Jason and he's not a bottom either and to be honest he doesn't really look anything like the guy on the cover, my baby's way more cute and sexy but I kind of made a similarity somehow; oh and my baby's never done porn either which is crazy because he can shag like the best of them. But still regardless of all that it's the nearest guy I've seen that looks like my baby in a porn movie, hence my point.

My baby confirmed it looked nothing like him but said it reminded him more of me even though the guy looked even less like me because Jason sounded like a man whore and it would be something I'd do given the chance. As you may guess from my earlier comments, my baby's not wrong, in fact it's the kind of crazy stuff we talk about occasionally; oh my gosh I'd love to get gang banged, seriously, to get shagged by a gang of men and have them all cum in my face - that's like dreamland. As my baby said it's man whore territory but I don't care, call me what you want; not that I'd ever do it, not whilst I'm with my baby anyway but a gay-boy can dream. I ended up buying the dvd, it was only £15.00, we've not got round to watching it yet but it does sound proper horny. So this is not my baby, he's not officially a pornstar (note careful placement of fingers to keep the scene clean)

But these are my baby's new pants, the ones I bought him yesterday, a pair of grey floral Bjorn Borg with a pink waistband, aren't they just divine? And don't they fit him so well? Or more to the point doesn't he fit them so well? It may be unofficial but in my eyes and in my bed my baby is most definitely a pornstar

I love you baby, you make me horny xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox.