Creme egg

Happy Easter boys and girls, we hope you're all not over indulging on Easter eggs - all that chocolate, it's very bad for you; gosh you're all so very naughty! We appreciate it's a day late with our greetings but it's better late than never; besides I've been working again today, whilst my baby has enjoyed a leisurely day off, and as always on a Bank Holiday Monday it's messed my head up. Because when working such days they are just like Sundays and all day I've been thinking it is Sunday so I'm no really late at all with my Easter greetings; so what's your excuse baby? It's one I can't publish, trust me, my baby is so crude at times I've no idea where he gets it from? Although I'm being forced to admit that I love him when he's crude, which is true but more to the point I love him all the time and for everything that he is - he's so beautiful, just the most gorgeous boyfriend I could wish for, honestly. I love you baby, I absolutely love you to bits xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox.

Oh gosh, it doesn't take much for me to go all emotional and romantic does it? Then again it's nothing but the truth, seriously I absolutely adore my baby with a passion, gosh I could drown him in kisses and as my baby's just said I often do and he wouldn't want it any other way; oh gosh you're just so sweet - you melt my heart baby always. I've missed my baby today, I've missed him so much, he's been on my mind all the time; I often get days like these - I mean we've seen each other so much but still I just want him more, I couldn't wait for the day to finish so I could get home and be with him. I've been feeling horny with it too, just thinking about my baby's cock and the things I want to do to it before it does things to me; my baby says I'm possessed and I think he's right. Once again it's seen some serious action but I just want more and more, I cannot get enough; besides he really has got the most beautiful cock, it really is good enough to eat! (That's hit the mark, my baby's just encountering a fit of laughter at the moment so I'll have to continue on my own, he's so funny when he laughs, it makes me heart sing and it's infectious. It's true though, his cock is good enough to eat, trust me boys and girls, it looks so appetising that I can't keep it out of my mouth! I'm sorry, I'm getting gross now but it's funny, come on - if you can't talk about sex then there's something seriously wrong with you.)

Foreplay tonight was painful because we tried out the epilator we bought for the first time proper, it wasn't foreplay really but it seemed like it. I was just so horny and my baby undressed me and kissed me before he started shaving me; and then to feel his hands and his touch upon my skin, oh my gosh I needed it so bad. I was brought down to earth by the epilator, dear me did it hurt, like seriously painful - my baby started off on the bottom of my leg and it soon became apparent that it really wasn't doing much hair removal. Nonetheless he moved up my leg to my thigh and that's when the pain kicked it, like serious swearing pain and still it wasn't removing much hair, it hurt like hell without getting any results. I had to tell my baby to stop, he said it can't hurt that much so we swapped places and I advised him before I started that it would hurt that much. I started on my baby's thigh too, I didn't get any further, my baby came to the same conclusion that I did - a bucket load of pain for very little gain. We sat on the bed looking at the offending tool, (that's the epilator and nothing else, honestly - well not really honestly - I can't help myself, hang on we can't help ourselves; naughty, horny, one track mind baby) we checked our legs and found no difference barring red pinpricks in the skin and decided it was going back. We then started laughing and joking about how it must feel to epilate around the groin area - we couldn't even begin to imagine the pain, it must be like torture; we have ways of making you talk - you get your pants pulled down and a gloved mad doctor walks towards you with the epilator buzzing in his hand. We'll tell you all you need to know!

We were about to give up when my baby said let's try the shaver head - the epilator has got a changeable head to turn it into a shaver, what a mighty fine call. Now perhaps, as girlfriend mentioned admittedly, our body hair is not long enough to use the epilator on (that's so gay isn't it? Two guys with shorter body hair than girls!) but that begs the question it must hurt more to epilate longer hair surely? Not that we'll ever know because to keep it in trim we'll just use the shaver head regularly because we won't be sending it back now; even though the epilator head is useless and painful, the shaver head is worth the money all on its own. It does an awesome job, seriously awesome - so quick, so painless and such quality results; it's left us both with seriously smooth skin, absolutely flawless. Oh my gosh, just awe inspiring results, both of us were impressed to some tune with the results, it was that good that we couldn't keep our hands off each other once we'd finished.

The whole process made us both so horny anyway, it always does; naked and at the submission of one another, and it's left us with such silky smooth kissable skin that we couldn't resist kissing each other bodies. Some parts got more attention than others admittedly but still and my baby teased me until I thought I was going to explode; if that wasn't bad enough he made me beg him to shag me, which truth be told turns us both on so much. It was worth begging for anyway, oh my gosh and he made me feel like a creme egg - full of thick, gooey liquid inside. It must be Easter..............