Nice to meet you

Isn't it nice to meet new friends blogger world? Particularly so if they're people you've heard a great deal about but have yet to meet; and even more so if they're young, cute, fit, have a great body and are most importantly of the male species. That's the best part of my job, I'm out and about mixing and interacting with the public all day long; and I just never know who I may meet during the course of the day.

Take today for example, I was walking around minding my own business when I noticed girlfriend talking to someone in the distance; as I walked closer I noticed she was talking to a guy, someone I didn't know but well, he was a hot, fresh piece of meat; so I moved in for a closer look! My first thought was oh my gosh girlfriend is cheating on me again - how many guys does one girl need to satisfy her? More than me that's for sure! Not that I blamed her, I mean he looked quite shaggable and if I were free and single then I'd have gone to bed with him at the drop of his pants; I mean I've done worse in my time - or should that read I've let worse do me in my time! My baby excluded from that equation of course; he's the cutest, sexiest, most gorgeous boyfriend in the World, not to mention the best shag I've ever had and compared to him the rest just pale into insignificance.

As I moved in I politely gained girlfriends attention by shouting who's that whilst pointing at boy wonder; I am nothing if not subtle but it seemed to work as girlfriend replied this is Craig. Now I've heard a great deal about Craig, he's the boyfriend of girlfriends daughter, or at least he used to be or I think he is; I'm not sure to be honest - straight relationships seem doomed from the beginning. It's all arguments, fighting and no sex as far as I can tell (I'm referring to straight relationships in general here); seriously I've yet to find a straight couple who are 100% happy with their relationship. When will all the straight boys realise that it's far more rewarding, far more fun and there's far more sex on offer in a gay relationship? It amazes me why any guy would want to be straight anyway, what's the big attraction with girls? Please tell me because I honestly don't know; I mean they're okay as friends because you don't sleep with your friends but beyond that - gosh, so horrible, it sends shivers down my spine and makes me want to retch!

Anyway boy wonder has apparently got a body to make any gay-boy salivate, seriously it's all toned, firm and tight; and not only that but he's not exactly shy in showing it off - he walks around the house in a pair of silky smooth football shorts and nothing else. You see why I wanted to make his acquaintance now, I mean he sounds like the horniest dick tease a gay-boy could ever hope to meet. Not that I could really tell from the clothes he was wearing when I saw him today but still it's nice to put a face to the name. I guess it was the same for him, Craig has heard of me and he knows I'm the gay boyfriend of his girlfriends Mum - I don't know what else they may have told him but truth be told I don't think it will really matter anymore anyway. Because to be polite I thought I'd say hello to him but I may have been just a touch over zealous with my greeting. I don't know what went wrong to be honest, perhaps he's a bit shy or he doesn't have any gay friends and so doesn't know how to approach a gay-boy; or maybe with it being the first time we'd met I should have toned down my mannerisms and gone for the softly, softly approach. Perhaps I shouldn't have begun my greeting by shouting across a busy Shopping Centre, "hello sexy pants"..............

Seriously that's how I greeted him, those were the first words out of my mouth, that was his first impression of me; they say first impressions last and in this instance I think the poor lad will be having nightmares about it! If that wasn't enough I then proceeded to tell him that I'd heard so much about him, I couldn't wait to meet him and I asked him to come on over whilst I held my arms open ready to greet him. I don't think it went down too well, I think I may have scared him ever so slightly because he broke off the conversation with girlfriend and disappeared in a flash; he was gone and out of there leaving behind a trail of dust. One thing was certain though, sexy pants does not have any homosexual tendencies!

Truth be told I did feel kind of awful afterwards, seriously, I was just messing about but I think I may have embarrassed him and it was the last thing I wanted to do. I don't know, I just saw it as a bit of harmless fun and I wasn't expecting a reaction like that; I thought he'd take it in the humoured manner it was meant and laugh it off. I mean surely getting attention from a gay-boy is flattering for a straight boy? Particularly so when the gay-boy is in a happy and loving relationship with his boyfriend and has no intentions other than trying to break the ice; maybe he didn't know that, I don't know, whatever I guess I was overbearing in my approach. I'm like that with all my straight friends and friends of friends; and I've been over exuberant in the past when I've met them for the first time but have never got a reaction like that. Saying that I'm normally in the company of my boyfriend during such escapades which maybe helps them see I'm only messing around; this time I wasn't.

So, if by any stretch of the imagination you stumble upon this post, I'm very sorry Craig, seriously, if I caused any undue concerns it wasn't meant, it was just me having a bit of fun. And I've spoken to my baby about this tonight and to make it up to you if you ever want to go out and party the night away in the gay village and experience a proper fun night out my boyfriend and I will gladly escort you, accompany you and keep you safe. It's the least we can do and we promise we'll be one our best behaviour - that's crap actually, there's not a chance we'll behave but it'll make you see that you don't need girls to have a good time!