Mission impossible

Seriously! I was talking to girlfriend today (which makes a change - sorry girlfriend, I hope it doesn't make it worse to mention that my baby finds that comment very funny? Sorry boyfriend for mentioning that bit - I'm sure we'll be fine! It was just a throw away comment that I put in there and it is remarkably funny, we're still giggling over that one, oh gosh the simple things....) and we decided, or it was decided for me, that we'd be indulging in buying each other gifts for Valentines Day. Which I thought was quite sweet to be honest, I mean I love my girlfriend and I think that she loves me; and although it's somewhat different to most girlfriend/boyfriend relationships - as in we have never consummated our relationship, (or is it? That's the deal with straight relationships - boyfriend and girlfriend say they love each other but never show it and hardly ever have sex. Perhaps we're the perfect boyfriend and girlfriend after all!) I don't think we've even kissed to be honest! Worse than that girlfriend hardly ever gives me a cuddle and she knows that I adore cuddles; that said she held my hand last week which was very sweet - I love holding hands. I'm only messing, my baby does all that for me, he gives me enough kisses and cuddles to last throughout the day until I see him again; to be honest I think I'm a bigger softie than girlfriend. Whatever, I just love girlfriend for who she is and she does mean a great deal to me; and I was more than willing to show her how much I love her with a Valentine gift.

Willing but also clueless, I've never bought a Valentines Gift for a girl in my life for obvious reasons and I was seriously stuck for ideas. If that wasn't bad enough, it had to be done and dusted by tomorrow and as I was working it had to be bought from Stockport; you see what I mean about mission impossible? What do you buy a girlfriend for Valentines? I asked my straight colleagues both male and female what would they buy or what would they like to be bought respectively but it didn't help. A fair few mentioned lingerie, which is a fair call if you're in a straight relationship; I mean I've bought sexy. silky, tactile pants as gifts for guys in the past which is just the same in my eyes. But I'm not in a straight relationship and if I bought girlfriend some sexy lingerie I'd probably want to keep it and wear it myself (my baby's almost had a fit, I'll take that as no go then. I was only trying to wind him and it worked, my baby doesn't like me cross dressing and I don't either truth be told. Besides you can buy guys pants which are just as silky and sexy as any girls lingerie these days - trust us!)

It's difficult, trust me you don't appreciate how difficult it is; perhaps if I had a week or two I'd have gone shopping with my baby into Manchester and found something perfect; which makes me rue the chance I passed on buying the pink floral print frock we saw last Saturday, damn you live and learn. And you may all be thinking that it's just as difficult for girlfriend to get me something but I don't think it is; she's straight after all and so has previous experience of buying Valentines gifts for guys (no wonder her credit card bill is so high at this time of year! I'm dead aren't I? I maybe okay actually I don't think girlfriend is a regular reader anymore; if you're reading I'm sorry - very,very sorry!!!) and despite me being gay and somewhat effeminate I'm still a guy; I still like things straight guys like and some more things beside, the same things that girlfriend likes. That's just reminded me, and I'm not trying to wind my baby up here - girlfriend wants to know if you'll go round to her house and shave her legs please? She was so impressed with the job you did on mine that she wants you to do hers, honestly. If you do decide to go take a rape alarm babes, she knows how hot you are in the bedroom department, (what? My baby likes to set fire to the bedding department at Westgate! What a stupid statement!) and well you're cute to boot and she's only human - please be careful! You may get a Valentines gift too if you go before Sunday though! (I'm sorry for being giddy and mischievous but as promised my baby took me to bed; and spunktastic sex always makes me feel so alive. Gosh, it was so spunktastic, I don't know how my baby continues to produce so much but he did, he filled me to the (b)rim. And we're not condoning sex without condoms boys and girls, whether you're straight or gay the risks remain the same (well apart from getting pregnant if you're gay!) but we became monogamous and were both tested before we even thought about losing the condoms but it's so much better. Dear me, to feel my baby filling me with his cum has got to be one of the best feelings in the World; so dirty, so horny, so in love - gosh how I love sex and how I love my baby, it's a perfect combination xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox.

Anyway, I did it, I found girlfriend a Valentines gift or two; and although I think they're far from perfect it was the best I could do. If I had more time, more choice and more of a clue I may have found something just perfect, I don't like buying gifts in a rush that's what I'm trying to say. I guess at the end of the day it's the thought that counts and well, the gifts were bought with love, a love for my first and only girlfriend xxxxxxxxxxxx.