Horny

I'm so horny, stupidly horny, I can't wait for my baby to come round tonight; oh my gosh I need cock so bad you wouldn't believe it, seriously it is THAT bad. The snowfall's not helping either, it's been snowing here since mid afternoon and has started to settle on the ground, as a result my baby's just phoned me and the traffic is worse than normal so he's running late - tonight of all nights! But as long as he gets here safely, well that's all that matters really, his safety is more important than any amount of sex truth be told, I don't want anything bad to happen to him because I love him so much.

I just need him, I need him so bad; we've been apart Monday and Tuesday due to work and despite us both not gaining any real enjoyment from being apart it does have its bonuses; it doesn't half make being back together feel so good, it gives us both something to look forward to and a couple of days without sex makes us both absolutely horny as sin. I've been feeling like this since yesterday, I don't know why because truth be told it's only 48 hours apart and in the grand scheme of things it's nothing really. But it's all I've had on my mind - my baby, his kiss, his touch, his cock, his sex and most importantly his love; because I guess without our love for each other the sex just wouldn't be the same, it wouldn't be as earth shatteringly fantastic. Along with the passion there's also the intimacy, the love, the caring and sharing, the knowledge that we know what turns each other on and that we'd never do anything neither of us are uncomfortable with. It just takes sex to another level knowing full well that when we get horny together there will be nothing but unadulterated pleasure - you don't get that with sex outside of a relationship and it's been the thing that's surprised me most. I always believed that having sex with the same guy day after day, week after week would become boring and stale after a while, the passion would disappear and the sex would suffer. I was so wrong..........

If anyone needs proof of such, I went to sleep with an erection last night and I woke up this morning with an erection - no joke, for all I know I may had one throughout the entirety of the night! That's from just thinking about my baby, that's how stupidly horny he makes me and that's when he's not with me, I don't think it needs much of an imagination to appreciate how he makes me feel when he's with me. I've not helped myself truth be told because I sent him a text whilst I was on my lunch today, telling him how horny I was and what I needed to rid me of the feeling; the text I sent was far more explicit than this version and it left my baby in no uncertain terms as to what I needed. I know that because he sent me one back a while later promising to rid me of my horny demons, (and to rid himself of them too because it appeared my baby was also suffering from them too judging by what he was suggesting!) oh my gosh, if I wasn't horny enough before, the thought just seemed to get worse. And if all that wasn't bad enough.............

After my lunch girlfriend dragged me kicking and screaming into Ann Summers, I was like I've no need to go in there I'm horny enough already and they don't sell anything that really appeals to a gay couple. But girlfriend was having none of it, she told me I'd have no sexual organs left if I didn't accompany her, so fearing for my life or more pointedly my sex life I reluctantly entered. I think she takes me in such places so the staff think I am her actual boyfriend, like we have sex together, I think she secretly wishes I was straight so she could seduce me into bed with her, but alas a submissive gay-boy is not that way inclined. It was an eye opener anyway, girlfriend was like a child in a sweet shop, I guess that's because the sweets on offer really did whet her appetite! Now I'm not talking about the lingerie section here, which was a shame because they had some gorgeously tactile underwear fabrics, I mean if my baby would let me wear such I would without hesitation; but he won't, he doesn't like me anymore feminine than I already am. I don't know why they turn me on so much to be honest because we've both got a fine selection of pants and shorts in similar fabrics; I guess I really do have a strong feminine side - well, there's no guesswork needed is there?

No, there was no time for silky pants instead I was dragged straight to the toy section and well, girlfriend tried just about every toy they had in there. Oh my gosh I didn't even realise you could fit something so big inside a human body, I thought I was quite broadminded and had seen and participated in many a sexual role but I was wrong. In fact the majority of this post is wrong, the part about Ann Summers anyway because truth be told I asked girlfriend to come in with me and I spent way too long trying out the toys in the toy section. I'm sorry girlfriend, please forgive me, it's meant to be funny! But you can tell that the shop is indeed set up for straight couples because the lady that was demonstrating many of the toys automatically assumed I was straight, she may have even thought that girlfriend and I were a couple until I kind of hinted at the fact that I had a boyfriend. Not only that but I was of course quite interested in the anal toys and well, they're like toys for beginners - she showed us a butt plug and said it looks quite scary doesn't it? I was like, scary? It wouldn't even touch the sides love, seriously and that's not because I'm a whore, that's because it was tiny, it wouldn't have even stayed in on its own. In fact there's a photo of it below from their website, trust me the photo of it makes it look way bigger than it actually is.

If you're going to get a butt plug you may as well get one that's actually good at its job, something say like this one.

Now we're talking, now that's scary - if the lady in Ann Summers had seen this she may well have fainted! Which has just reminded me, I must say thank you to girlfriend for allowing my baby and I to borrow it, I promise I'll return it soon, love you xxxxxxxxxx.