Battered ring

I've been hurting today boys and girls with some aches and pains that I could so easily blame on sleeping funny last night but truth be told I didn't sleep funny, I slept wrapped up in my baby's arms, my baby cuddled me to sleep - his arms wrapped around my chest, my head resting on his chest and his body snuggled up so close into mine. I've never felt so warm, so comfortable, so loved and I slept like a baby, it was the most peaceful nights sleep, it was no surprise; and it makes me want to cry - to share a bed, to fall asleep and to wake up with the most beautiful guy, it's a gift, hand on heart my life is blessed, my boyfriend, I love him to bits xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo. You know sometimes we all take things for granted but my baby he's not one of them, never and I guess that's what make makes me want to cry, to wake up next to him, I don't know, it's life affirming, life is beautiful - my baby's the sunshine in my world.

So back to my day, I've been struggling to some tune with the odd ache and pain; although I know it's got nothing to do with sleeping funny, it's got everything to do with the bed. I think I'm suffering from some sexual injuries and before you all start closing your web browsers in disgust it's got nothing to do with my bum, which is a surprise even for me. I mean it's took some serious hammering of late and I mean serious hammering, my baby and I have enjoyed gratuitous amounts of sex and well, it's been seriously hardcore; my baby's been shagging me like a whore, like the hardest banging I've ever endured. Not that I complain because it's been awesome and when we're seriously horny, as we have been, I love to be treated like a whore and my baby loves to treat me as such - it turns us on so much and just heightens the sexual tension between us, it's mind blowing; and that's something else I never take for granted, never!

My bum's never been happier, more satisfied and so full of cum in its life; that's right boys and girls my quality of life is judged solely on the intensity of the shagging my arse receives and how much cum it can hold! (That's the grossest joke ever, even by our standards, we're sorry - but it's funny isn't it? Or is it just our sense of humour? Well we think it's absolutely hilarious, my baby's just said maybe they can include it in the next national census? Oh man, stop it....) Instead I've been suffering all day with pain to my neck and to my right hip, no joke I had to take some pain killers at lunch, more for my neck ache; and it's not RSI from giving too much head - although that's a surprise too! You see whilst my baby's been shagging me like a whore he's been ragging me around the bed; and on numerous occasions my head and neck have been squashed up into the headboard and mattress at a variety of different angles and positions - at one point I was twisting my body to try and get free because the pleasure was so intense but my baby pushed my contorted body into the headboard and continued to bang me senseless. I was crushed up, my body twisted at an angle I don't even understand - certainly one we never learnt in trigonometry whilst at school, with my bodyweight kind of resting on my head and neck. It's been telling on me today but man was it worth it, dear me was it worth it.........

My right hip on the other hand is a strange one, my baby reckons I've strained it but I think he's being way too kind; I mean my legs are kind of used to being spread wide causing a bit of strain on my hips. When I'm with my baby my legs spend more time wide open then they do closed, I have to accommodate my baby in between them and they're so used to it that I don't think that's the problem; this time it could well be RSI, could you imagine going to the doctors - hello Mr Doctor I think I've got RSI in my hips because they spend so much time spread wide open so my boyfriend can shag the arse off me. That's one thing you'll probably never hear in a doctors surgery and you certainly won't hear it from me because can you imagine the cure - well, stop having sex Mr gay-boy, like WHAT? I'll live with the pain thank you very much! Joking aside I don't think it's that, I know exactly what it is - with shagging me hard and rough my baby's literally been bouncing off my outstretched legs and upturned bum; with all his weight and momentum crashing down on me at some speed it's taken its toll, it has to be that, he's been thrusting away like a boyfriend possessed! Have I learned my lesson........?

In a word - no, I was so horny again this afternoon that I couldn't wait to get home and get shagged like a whore again; why does hot, dirty sex always make you want more and more? I mean I was in a bit of pain but not that much pain; and as soon as we started kissing, touching and undressing each other the pain seemed to miraculously disappear. Which was a good job really because my baby didn't go any easier on me, it was a very good job, he always does a very job...........