Present

I forgot to tell you blogger friends, I've already received my first Christmas present; I was presented with it last Thursday - although presented with it is a mild mannered explanation of the gift giving process it actually involved. I got an Eeyore to add to my ever growing family, isn't he just the most beautiful Eeyore ever; I mean I absolutely adore Eeyore, he just looks kind of sad and in need of lots of kisses and cuddles, I can't resist not looking after him and trying to make him happy. My baby has just said that I must be his Eeyore - apart from the sad bit, well most of the time; he's right I do need lots of kisses and cuddles, and as long as they all come from my baby I'm always guaranteed to be happy! Just like that, thank you babes, I love you too xoxoxoxoxoxox.

He's all wrapped up for winter, I'm back talking about Eeyore now and not my boyfriend; my boyfriend is wearing a pair of nike fleece bottoms and a rather fetching white nike t-shirt - the nike tick on both the bottoms and the t-shirt is pink, a bright pink, it looks seriously awesome. We've talked about this before but I'll tell you I'm seriously envious of the bottoms, I love the pink nike tick, in my mind it just kind of hints at gayness; my baby bought them both a good while ago before we became boyfriends. If I'd have been with him at the time I'd have bought a pair for sure but unfortunately they passed me by, you can't buy them anywhere now. I may just get him drunk tonight and sneak them into my wardrobe, hoping he forgets about them altogether. Then again they don't half look good on him, all fleece bottoms do, because they subtly show off his assets beautifully - front and back; oh my promises of things to cum! Gosh how I love my boyfriends cock, it's beautiful and makes me horny - just like him.

Back to the issue - Eeyore, he's all wrapped up in a white fur trimmed hat and coat to keep him warm from the winter chills; and it makes him look kind of gay truth be told. Not that there's anything up with being gay, it's better than being straight and it would be cool if Eeyore actually came out one day as gay. Can you imagine reading the book to your kids (if you're straight and stupid) - one day Eeyore and Winnie were talking alone together when Eeyore placed his hand on the inside of Winnies thigh and whilst seductively caressing him Eeyore said I'm gay Winnie and I love you; I love poo (spelt incorrectly to kind of get the joke in there). I guess Eeyore is the active top kind of gay (sorry, if this was in real time you'd appreciate I've not typed a word for a few minutes due to my baby and I laughing like silly schoolboys at the Eeyore story; oh gosh I do like to laugh with my baby. Can you imagine the look on the kids face if you were reading that story to them? Utterly fantastic, the kids would be in tears - Mummy why does Eeyore want to shag Poohs bum? Excuse us again!) Oh gosh, I'm sorry, honestly I'm so sorry, I'm in a mischievous mood tonight and sometimes my train of thought leads me to the strangest places; but it's funny isn't it? Come on, you've got to agree; or is it just our silly humour? Oh gosh, we'll have to stop this I'll be getting an email from blogger asking me to put an warning adult content button before you can access my blog otherwise.

Whatever sexuality Eeyore is is immaterial, I just love him for who he is - a bit like my boyfriend really, although if he was straight I'd think we'd kind of struggle as boyfriends. Anyway he was a present from my girlfriend, isn't she the most kind and thoughtful girlfriend ever; and before you all go on about opening Christmas presents early, I didn't. I had no choice truth be told because it wasn't exactly the most loving gift giving moment I've ever encountered; but that matters not it's the thought that actually counts and that my friends means the world. My baby said I'm a very lucky guy to have such a loving girlfriend and he's right and I know I'm very lucky, I'm blessed. I love you girlfriend xxxxxxxxxxxx. My new Eeyore has settled in real well with the rest of the family and they all get kisses from me everyday; and I'm not joking here boys and girls - I'm a very loving guy.

Talking of presents, I was fortunate enough to see Big I today, she came down to see us all; and as ever it was lovely to see her again. I gave her the mega Christmas present I bought her and waited with baited breath to see how many presents she had bought me; my excitement was palpable. I waited and waited and waited and, well I'm still waiting - Big I hasn't got me a Christmas present, nothing; I was gutted but I did my best to hide my disappointment. There's me spending a large amount of money to show my love and appreciation for a very good friend and I guess that feeling is not reciprocated; I try my best not to think about it because I'll cry. Big I - my singing buddy, my smoking buddy; for all those times we've laughed, sung and smoked cigarettes together over many a year; I've disappeared off her radar in a matter of months. Then to add insult to injury she gives me a Christmas card and tells me she didn't know the name of my boyfriend because I've been through so many and didn't know which fella I'd be shacked up with over Christmas anyway; it was like what?

It was nothing like that, none of it, I'm just being mischievous again; I'm sorry Big I but I just couldn't resist - please, please, please forgive me. Although I did try telling my boyfriend about the Christmas card thing with a straight face, I almost made it too until I failed miserably and broke out laughing. It really was great to see you and spend some time with you, it's been too long and you're always in my thoughts. My baby says you've got to stop kissing me though because that's his job; we're only messing again - sorry! I hope you enjoy your present and I don't expect anything in return, seriously; which is probably a good job after this post! It's just a token of my appreciation for being a top friend - love you xxxxxxxxxxx.

To finish on a serious note; and I'm not joking here, I've recently received a fair few Christmas cards from friends and colleagues addressed to both me and my baby. I just think that's the most sweetest and thoughtful thing ever - not only wishing me a happy Christmas but wishing my baby one too. It blew me away, it blew us both away actually and my baby loves to see and read the cards we get from you all; you've no idea how much a simple moment of thoughtfulness and kindness means to the both of us. It's very heartwarming and it brings us both great joy, I can't wait for my baby to come home after work so I can show him the cards we've received. It puts a smile on his face, it makes him happy - it's a beautiful thing for me to witness, just beautiful. We're both very, very grateful to all those that have taken the time; you've made two gay-boys feel very happy and very loved; so thank you from the both of us, we love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.