Born again virgin

Good evening Blogger friends, are we all excited yet? Christmas is just around the corner now, only a couple of more days to wait before you can open all those lovely gifts from friends, family and loved ones; you done your Christmas shopping haven't you? Tut, tut, tut - best of luck!

I'm tired tonight, physically not mentally, I think it's down to the snow - seriously; it sounds strange admittedly but that's what I'm putting it down to anyway. It's snowed again today, there was lots and lots of snow, it started late morning and came down real heavy and persistent for a couple of hours; it was beautiful to watch and to be out and about in. I phoned my baby up whilst I was walking about in it at work, pretty much just to tell him it was snowing heavy and I was out in it; it's childish I know but it was great fun, I only wished we'd have been out in it together. Maybe next time, we both hope so!

My baby said the roads were much better and much safer today which is a relief; and about time too, it's a shame the pavements weren't the same. They were still untreated and seriously icy during my walk into work this morning and for the first and hopefully the last time this Winter I slipped and fell. Man did it hurt and I say I slipped but in reality I just kind of lost my footing completely and went crashing down onto my right knee, I didn't even have the time to break my fall with my hands, I just went straight onto my knee and then onto my side. I ended up kind of splayed on my side halfway across the pavement and halfway across the road, I imagine I looked like a train wreck but luckily at least I fell on a quiet side street so I'm pretty sure there was no one that actually witnessed it. To make matters worse I was carrying girlfriends presents in a massive carrier bag, and I mean massive; gosh no wonder I'm gay, I mean aren't girlfriends so expensive? If I was straight I'm certain I'd be bankrupt by now. You'd have no idea the amount of money I've spent on her and I don't even get a shag out of it; not that I want a shag but still that's why boyfriends splash the cash on their girlfriends, for no other reason than to get laid. In the straight world it's a free shag ticket, there you go love I've bought you a Prada handbag now let's shag! Well, I think that's how it works anyway isn't it? The gay world has a different orbit, it's a case of I'm feeling horny tonight lets go into the Gay Village and find some random guy to shag; it's so much easier and cheaper. Or if, like me, you have a cute, sexy and horny boyfriend who you see almost every night of the week, well that's even better; you wait for him to come home from work, you feed him and he shags the arse off you. We only buy each other Christmas presents because we love each other, there's no other reason at all but love; I love you to bits babes xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox.

I'm way off track now - anyway when I slipped and fell the bag full of Christmas presents for girlfriend hit the ground as hard as me, the handles snapped off in my hands and my legs kind of crashed on top of the ripped bag. Of all the times to fall it had to be when I had a bag that contained a couple of hundred pounds worth of presents, I hope they all survived intact, they looked okay as I sat in the middle of the road at 7 o'clock on a freezing Winter morning transferring them into another carrier bag. The things you find yourself doing for love, that's right I love my girlfriend, not in the same way as I love my boyfriend but it's love all the same xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

I hobbled into work and I was thinking there must be a huge gash on my knee where I fell because it was hurting and stinging so much; I got into my office, pulled my trousers down and there was nothing, not even a mark. It's been giving me slight pain all day although there still isn't even any bruising, it's slightly swollen and my right ankle is stiffening up some too now I've stopped moving about so much. We'll see how it looks later on, my baby and I are going to have sex and then share a bath - the hot water may bring out the true colour of my fall; to be honest I'll be disappointed now if it doesn't bruise up - all that pain and nothing of note to show for it! My baby's laughing at the nonchalance of my last sentence - are going to have sex and then share a bath, like it's an everyday occurrence; who doesn't have a bath everyday ........? Whatever, my baby has promised to take care of me and nurse me back to full health; he's just said he'll massage my leg to ease the swelling (oh gosh, excuse us again, this one doesn't need explaining does it - we've laughed so much lately, it's top fun!) Seriously though he is very kind, considerate and caring; he's a beautiful guy in every respect, both inside and out - no wonder I fell in love with him.........

So back to the beginning, why has the snow made me so tired? I think it's because I've been paying so much attention and thought to where and how I'm walking to avoid slipping and falling that it tired me out, seriously. And you walk differently as a result, taking real careful diligent steps; it's not how I normally walk, it's not how anyone normally walks; I mean I think we all do it when walking on ice and snow - it takes it out of you. It was that bad that I don't think I minced that much today; I was like a born again virgin - it's a miracle, it must be Christmas................