CSI

I know there's more to a relationship than sex and I know this blog is supposed to be more than just about sex but you're going to have to excuse me dear readers, either that or switch channels and start reading a blog about train spotting or something - I'm sure there's one out there but I'm not going to be the sad boy that's going to google it! (If you do decide to google it and you actually find a train spotting blog please email me the link, I'd love to take a look!)

Our relationship is built on more than just sex - many more things; but that said is a relationship worth pursuing if the sex is crap? It's not is it? Well, not in our books - my baby agrees with me here, perhaps it's a gay thing, I don't know? Sex is important, it's not the be all and end all, but it's not far off; good sex is like the best medicine for all your ailments - it really is a feel good activity. It's the best feeling in the world and to find a guy that you're seriously attracted to, that you're comfortable with, that makes you horny, that shares your life, that loves you, that you love back and then gives you the best sex in your life ever is like winning the Euromillions rollover. I thought last night was awesome, and it was, but that just pales in comparison to tonight; anything in the world would pale in comparison.

I guess I was still kind of sensitive from last nights session but dear me, I have never, ever in my life experienced such intense feelings from sex, hand on heart that is no lie. It was just extraordinary, I honestly thought our sex life could not get any better, I mean we've had some serious sessions in our time together; and I have never regarded our sex life as crap or boring. I've told you all before he's the best lover I've ever had but he's better than that; and my baby told me earlier in the week we were made to be together - he's not kidding, we just fit together perfectly. Right from the off tonight I just had the most pleasurable experience ever and it got better and better and better.

I was panting like a dog on heat, shaking all over and seriously vocal; I couldn't keep the joy in. It was excruciating, I kid you not, it was so good and so pleasurable it hurt. And I don't know if this is possible but I'm certain I had multiple orgasms tonight; my body was spasmed by joy, I had the feeling of orgasm three or four times before I did actually shoot my load. It was stupidly fantastic, it's nonsensical, it's beyond anything else I've ever experienced, EVER. Each orgasm lasted a couple of minutes, got more intense as they went on and got better than the last one; all the while my baby continued incessantly - I begged him not to stop even though it probably looked like I was about to die beneath him.

It wouldn't surprise me if my neighbours thought I did die; that I'd been murdered in my bedroom, I was so loud they could have not heard us. I'm surprised the Police weren't smashing down my front door expecting to find a murder scene because it must have sounded horrendous; but what a way to go, it would have made the papers for sure - Stockport man found shagged to death in his bedroom!

My baby said afterwards that......... well it doesn't matter what he said - that's between me and him; suffice to say he's feeling real proud of himself and after a performance like that so he should do. Proud, exhausted and happy - he's an orgasm machine and I love him to bits xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox.