Tight fit

We took a walk in Selfridges, yes I know my baby and I going all upmarket, but as I said we visited just about every store in Manchester yesterday. This time we did remain refrained, we can control ourselves occasionally and this seemed like a good time to do so.

We checked out the menswear and there's some seriously good stuff in there at a seriously good price too; if only we had the money. However I did find a pair of track pants on special offer, in fact that's the only reason I did check them out; they're real retro looking - like the Adidas Originals range of track pants of which I already own many! These ones were made by Acne (first time I've heard of them too) but I guess they must be a designer brand because the original price was £60 and they were reduced to £35. I just loved the pink stripes down the side truth be told, they suggested gayness! It was one of those moments when, as I've said before, I was glad my boyfriend was with me because he agreed they were nice and said go try them on; if I'd have been on my own I would have dismissed them, I'm glad I didn't.

Because what you can't tell without trying them on is the fact that they've got a tailored cut to them; they're kind of low cut around the waist and are fitted both front and back. As such they're real close fitting in all the right places and the material being kind of silky smooth to touch just makes them so horny. As soon as I pulled them on I knew they were for me and when I walked out to show my baby he was in complete agreement - they look so hot babes! I've been wearing them today whilst we've been in the house and they are awesome and leave little to the imagination - just such a different cut from the Adidas Originals range. They're real tempting and the feel of my boyfriends hand sliding over the material is worth the money alone, he can't keep his hands off them.

It would have been rude to not check out the underwear department whilst we were there and well, I found the most divine pair of Bjorn Borg pants. It was the colour that got me first, a seriously bright green with a rainbow waistband but the material they were made of is just divine. This is going to sound strange but they were a stretch satin material, they felt so silky smooth I couldn't stop touching them; I called my baby over and asked him to feel them - we were both smitten. You've got to buy them babes, so I did, well two pairs to be honest; one for me and one for my baby; I mean why should my baby have all the fun? I want to see and feel him in them as much as he does me, besides we've got matching jeans so why not get matching pants too? Exactly, there's no reason why not at all! But they do feel awesome on, they're so lightweight, short cut and supportive; as well as being slippery smooth to touch - they just add another dimension.

To finish off I bought a pair of impossibly short shorts, I've really no idea why I bought them except for the fact that they fit so well. That said I've no idea where I'm going to wear them, I doubt they'll ever see the light of day, I'll probably use them as lounge shorts for around the house during the hot summer months (or should that be weeks or even days?) or maybe even as bed shorts. Whatever, I was just trying to suppress my sluttier side and truth be told I let my dick rule my heart on this occasion; you live sometimes you learn........