Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween boys and girls, if you're heading out tonight remember to be back home before midnight, lock all your doors and windows, close the curtains and don't answer the door. There'll be ghouls, ghosts, witches and all other horrifying manifestations roaming the streets and haunting your minds and souls come midnight. Not to mention gangs of kids knocking on the door trick or treating; I mean it's just gone 7 o'clock and I live on a quiet street with about ten houses on each side - so where have all the kids come from? I'm sure they're on a rota system or something, working as one big conglomerate, every five minutes or so there's a knock-knock on the door. Not that they're getting any joy, we haven't even bothered answering the door; my baby reckons it may not be trick or treaters - there could be a major incident on the street and the emergency services are attempting to clear the area. I hope for once he's wrong but if you never see this post then you may gather that he was right again, oh dear.................

Anyway we're heading out for a few beers tonight and we're both so looking forward to it, we've not been out for a drink in the longest time - and that's not dramatising the truth, it really has been a very long time; so to prove we're not getting boring in our old age we'll be hitting the blinding lights of Stockport. There's some sarcasm in the last statement, I mean Stockport doesn't exactly boast a buzzing nightlife nor is particularly gay friendly; but whatever, just getting out for a couple of hours and enjoying a few beers with my baby is the perfect way to spend any Halloween. Tonight we're trying somewhere new, a pub we've not been to before, a change from the Old Rectory - our usual local pub. We'll be heading down to the Arden Arms on Millgate, I've often heard there's some gay affiliation with the pub, that it's gay friendly and that it attracts a gay crowd, so we'll go and test the water. I know for certain that it'll be nothing like the gay village but if it's gay friendly then that'll do for us - it's a rarity within Straightville.

So we'll be leaving you shortly, we both need to get showered and ready; although I will not be dressed as the photo above. Yes, if you've not guessed it that's me in the photo after having a Halloween makeover courtesy of Kerry and Laura; whenever they give me a makeover I always end up as a female persona, I've no idea why? But I think they did a grand job bless them, the bright orange hair with the devil horns and devils tripod is so this season darlings! No we'll both be going out dressed regular tonight although I desperately want to paint my nails black, as my little testament to Halloween but mostly because I just want to, it's been months since I've worn makeup; but as we're unsure as to how gay friendly the pub actually is I'll probably give it a miss. I've also been talking to my baby about wearing eye makeup and lipstick the next time do get out to the gay village; not real girly stuff but just to make a statement, I really want to try it out. He's not too keen on the idea, he's cool with the nail paint but thinks anything else is taking it too far and crossing into boundaries that have caused him some upset in the past. Oh well, he's probably right and besides if he's not comfortable with the idea then I won't approach the subject again; how I've drifted onto this subject in the first place is a mystery anyway - why am I telling you this?

Anyway, I've really got to go and get ready and this really is goodbye but we'd both like to say thanks to girlfriend for buying us some Halloween treats; she bought us a skeleton and a pumpkin head chocolate lolly - that's so sweet, literally! I thought it may have caused us some problems truth be told and we'd end up fighting over which lolly we wanted; but my baby came up with the perfect solution.

He's having the pumpkin head because he likes receiving head and I'm having the skeleton because I like to be on the receiving end of a nice big bone! It's a fair comment isn't it? I can't argue with that one, I couldn't even speak when he came up with the idea due to being on the floor laughing, gosh he makes me laugh so; I love you babes xoxoxoxoxoxox.

Goodnight dear readers, wishing you all a safe, happy and fun filled Halloween xxxxxxxxxx.