A bit of an animal

I bought lunch for us both yesterday, we went to our old favourite Burger King, took some time out, rested our aching feet, suppressed our appetites and quenched our thirsts. I didn't think anything of it; I mean it's hardly expensive and if I want to treat my boyfriend to lunch then I will. Although it didn't stop him trying to offload some money onto me to pay towards it, eventually he backed down or so I thought..........

A while later we found ourselves in Next and I spotted an awesome pair of pants; just so funny, bright and colourful. I showed them to my baby and he thought they were just brilliant, however for once in my life I showed some self control put them back on the rail and walked away. My baby picked out a beautiful blue, red and white checked casual shirt and whilst I was checking out the knitwear he went to join the queue at the till to pay for it. Shortly afterwards after finding nothing that took my fancy I walked over towards the till to wait for him.

As he walked up to the cashier I noticed he had the pants I liked in his hand, well I couldn't help but notice as he was waving them in the air whilst sporting a seriously mischievous grin! He put them down on the counter with his shirt, the girl began taking the security tag off the shirt, scanned it in, folded it up, put it in a bag and then turned to the pants. Oh, they're colourful she said, you'll certainly get noticed in them. They're not for me my baby replied, they're for my boyfriend he's a bit of an animal.

We both set off laughing but thankfully this time the girl behind the till joins in with us, I think these are for you she says to me, will you be wearing them tonight? I couldn't say a thing for laughing so my baby says, it'll be a long night he sure takes some satisfying; well that was it I was literally eating the flooring, just dying with laughter. The girl behind the till tries to maintain her composure but eventually cracks and starts laughing too and she's got this kind of oooh laugh that is so funny in itself it makes us all worse.

When we all calmed down and left the store before we got ourselves thrown out I thanked my baby and gave him a kiss, but I soon found the perfect gift in return.........