Subliminal messages

Good evening dear readers, let me take you upon a time trip; a trip back in time to last week to where this story began. I didn't want to post this story until last night became history due to circumstance that will soon become evident. You see last week I was innocently surfing the internet, just killing some downtime whilst I was alone and for some reason I decided to check out asos. com; I'd been told they sell fashion clothing at reasonable prices. So I clicked on over simply to check it out and to see what all the fuss was about; it was never in my mind to purchase anything - I've got way too many clothes and I've been spending money like it's going out of style anyway. But I found an item that I'd never seen anywhere before, that was so perfect and made me laugh so much that I had no choice but to abuse my credit card a little bit more. I did all of this in secret, I didn't tell my boyfriend, not because I thought he'd moan at me for spending more money but simply because I wanted it to be a surprise. On Monday of this week my order was delivered.........

Fast forward to last night when my boyfriend was with me and as usual when my boyfriend and I are together we indulged in sex. Now I like to think our sex life is varied, interesting and above all brings great joy, satisfaction and happiness to us both. It's fun too as sex should be, so to keep those elements alive and well, paying particular attention to the fun element, I wore my new purchase. When the time came we went upstairs to the bedroom and began kissing, touching and fondling each other whilst our bodies became increasingly intertwined. It was around this point that I completely forgot about my new purchase; to be honest I completely forgot just about everything as my mind became completely focused upon the cute guy that was in my arms and making me so hot. As the action heated up my boyfriend began to undress me, first went the t-shirt, second I felt a tug on the waistband of my track pants and before they'd even reached my knees third came the.................

LAUGHTER! I kid you not my boyfriend was in fits of laughter - it startled me, to be honest it unnerved me and I thought there was something seriously wrong. Then it hit me, my new purchase..........

I know - like I need anymore underwear? But as I said I just couldn't resist, they are just perfect though and I've never seen anything like them before. To be honest it kind of spoiled the moment, one minute we were getting all hot and bothered, the next minute we were rolling around laughing. But once we'd both got over the surprise and the laughter we soon resumed where we left off and continued from there to heaven.

The small talk afterwards consisted mostly of questions about and mocking of my new pants - where did you buy them from? Why did you buy them? When did you buy them? How much did they cost? They look so tacky, so cheap etc. Followed by a major contradiction - did you get me any? Yes, they look so tacky and cheap in my boyfriends eyes but he still craved some; it's a good job I'm a kind, loving and thoughtful boyfriend.......