Big cock

Another thing I failed to do over the weekend was blog about our sex - how unusual is that? It's a rhetorical question because I know the answer - it's very unusual. That's probably because we didn't have sex, not once, after all sex isn't everything right? There's many more things our relationship is based upon other than sex and we can both survive quite happily without it; now how unusual is that? That is the BIG question!

Or not as the case maybe because it's an out and out lie I'm glad to report; I mean how many gay guys do you know that don't like sex? It's two guys together, is there anything else that needs to be said on the subject? NO! But if you don't know any gay guys, if you don't have any gay friends you should get some, we're great fun to be around trust me. We'll enrich your sulky, boring, straight lives with fun and laughter; and show you how it could have been if you'd have walked the right path. No more I've got a headache tonight darling, it's that time of the month or I'd rather have a bar of chocolate; does that sound familiar? Replace all that nonsense with sex, sex and more sex every step of the way - oh happy days!!

Anyway you'll be glad to hear that I'm going to make up for my complete lack of sexual activity posting over the weekend, come on I know it's the only reason why you bother to check in on this blog boys and girls! I'm not going to try and recollect our sexual encounters because I think it would seem somewhat contrived to do it so long after the event (you see two days without sex and I'm referring to it as so long!) I prefer to blog about sex when it's still fresh in my mind and other areas of my anatomy and whilst I'm still on that high; I feel no shame in sharing such details when I'm feeling that way.

Instead I'm going to post a photo of my boyfriends cock and before you all feel compelled to email me and complain about it; remember it's my blog, he's my boyfriend and he has a beautiful cock, so why not? I appreciate some cocks are horrible to look at and kind of put you off - I've seen a few in my time but that said I was never THAT put off; I mean I've gone that far so I'm not going to stop just because it looks ugly - as long as it works correctly and for a decent length of time who cares? But my boyfriends cock is genuinely beautiful to look at, to touch, to........ (you can guess the rest!)

And it's big too - massive in fact, I've never seen a bigger cock in my life before and at the business end of things it works. Boy does it work - it does everything and more a cock should do. My friends often wonder why I pretty much always have a smile upon my face and why my boyfriend makes me so happy, well wonder no more.........

Be honest what were you all thinking of................? And just to clear up any misunderstandings the man in the photo is NOT my boyfriend; furthermore my boyfriend does NOT have any pets of any kind.