Innocent

Good morning Blogger world I trust the weekend finds the sun shining down into your world? It is in mine both physically and metaphorically speaking; it's a beautiful morning. You find me accompanied with a headache this morning, I only had three beers last night and I was gone - I am very much out of practice. We stayed in last night and watched "The Last House On The Left - Uncut" it's quite a sinister movie and despite it's age it still has the power to shock; it's not an out and out scary horror movie but more like a depiction of the depths of human depravity, my boyfriends hand remained intact throughout! We can both understand why it remained cut and banned (I think it was banned) for so long - one of the notorious video nasties.

Anyway, as promised and the real reason I'm posting, is to show off my new t-shirt I ordered from the United States; isn't it just so sweet, I love it and so does my boyfriend. It suits me so much don't you think? I love the print of the boy - the air of innocence it portrays, the expression upon his face, just so cute. I'm wearing it today whilst we're going shopping into Manchester, that's me, so innocent and pure as driven snow, or is it............

You see I've teamed the t-shirt up with a pair Adidas Originals bottoms, which literally are as pure as snow, because they're white; and as such it makes them kind of translucent. Hence, any illusions of innocence my t-shirt gives is immediately quashed by casting your eyes downwards - I think they're proper horny, like the shorts I wore a couple of months back. Gosh, I am such a tease and an exhibitionist, is it possible to be an innocent exhibitionist? I guess as I'm fully aware of what I'm doing the answer would be of a negative polarity. What do you think of my pants by the way? You can check them out without me having to lower my bottoms; you know what I mean right? I certainly know someone else who does.................