Sex, sun, sluttiness & stupidity

Today started off so beautifully - I woke up to sunlight streaming through the bedroom window and my boyfriend beside me in bed; from thereon in the rest of the day remained pretty perfect, it's been a great day from start to finish!

Maybe it was the blue skies and the sunshine that permeated the day or the outrageously fantastic sex we enjoyed last night (the more I've thought about the sex last night the more I realise it was just out of this world) but I arrived at work high on the energy of life. For the first hour or so I was bouncing off walls, absolutely buzzing with energy and as a result kind of crazy; thankfully I calmed down some quite quickly. I guess it was the sex that put me in such a feel good mood - it is amazing what good sex can do for your mind, spirit and soul; I'm no doctor but if you're feeling a little bit down or depressed forget the pills, I'd recommend finding a cute boyfriend and getting laid by him - the NHS should have it as a prescription service! Just as long as it's not my boyfriend may I add - he's already taken, thank goodness he's all mine, oh my..........

I spent the majority of my working day out and about enjoying the sunshine, blue skies and rising temperatures; and as a result that brought out my sluttiness because it brought the guys out with little else on other than shorts. To be perfectly honest there were very few who were remotely cute nor what I'd label as eye-candy, but just because they were wearing shorts and had some bare flesh on show I couldn't help but check them out regardless. With it came some real dirty, horny, slutty thoughts which I won't even share with you because they're far from suitable for this here blog! And before we all set off on the band wagon again - I was only looking that's all, it's natural to look, it's human nature, it's impossible not to. It does not detract from my relationship with my boyfriend in anyway, shape or form - in fact it helps me, it makes me realise just what I do have, how lucky I am and to treasure him; he's the cutest, sexiest guy in Stockport!

As the afternoon rolled on by the temperature rose, it became seriously warm - so the last thing I was expecting to see were guys wearing woollen hats, that's the preserve of Winter correct? Wrong! I must have seen at least half a dozen guys walking around wearing either beanies or smurf hats; and with the mercury hitting the mid 70's they must have been melting. The only reasonable explanation I can fathom for such nonsensical head wear is they must have been wearing them for so long the heat must have frazzled their brains; what a price to pay for fashion. Talking of which..................

I saw the best fashion faux pas today, it was so bad I had to take a second and third look to make sure my eyes were not playing tricks upon me nor seeing a mirage. I saw a middle aged guy wearing a pair of shorts, a t-shirt and a pair of black crocs with white sports socks - I kid you not, black crocs and white sports socks, absolutely horrendous. And this is only day one of Summer in Stockport!