The real secret to younger, healthier, more radiant looking skin

You can breathe a sigh of relief Blogger friends - at last a post that is not about sex. I like to keep clean and in reasonably good shape, it's nothing to do with vanity - I don't think I'm a vain person; it's just a bit of self-respect. That and if you're looking reasonably good then you've got more chance of copping off - no-one wants to sleep with a minger do they? And once you have copped off I think you've got more chance of forming a relationship with that person, if you want to, if you are clean and well kept (and a good shag!) I had to state the obvious boys and girls because it's true isn't it? Let's all be truthful here, I mean the guy could be the hottest guy you've ever copped off with but if he's a crap shag will his looks make up for it? No. Anyway, that's exactly where me and my boyfriend are at, it's how every relationship starts isn't it? First impressions last and if they're good first impressions and you get on well together then who knows where it will lead..................

So as part of my cleansing routine I use Boots No.7 For Men range of products, they're reasonably priced and do the job of keeping my skin clean, fresh and in good condition. That's all I want my skin care products to do, nothing more, it's a fair means to an end and is certainly nothing overly extravagant - well I don't think so anyway. However, a couple of months back I was harangued mercilessly by girlfriend for buying such products - you don't need to buy them, they're crap, they don't work were a few of her more select comments on the issue. The issue ran for sometime too, she wouldn't let it drop for quite a while and, to be honest, I just shrugged off her comments. However, I may have to give girlfriend an apology, because despite my self assuredness it appears she was right all along.

I guess we all get taken in by the flashy adverts, the staff pushing the products, the reviews and alleged benefits of using them; and I was one of them, taken for the sucker punch. I only wish I had listened to girlfriend all along, I could have saved myself so much money, time and effort; still it's better to learn late than never. There is no magical secret to younger, healthier, more radiant looking skin - I'm sorry to shatter all your illusions dear readers, it's all a sham when all is said and done. But there is still hope........................

For I have found an alternative that does work, that's cheaper, is fun to apply and is 100% natural; and I don't make these claims hastily either because I have been personally carrying out secret trials with it for several months. Now I'm ready to reveal my secret to you all and this is a world exclusive just for you my loyal blogger friends; the real secret to younger, healthier, more radiant looking skin.................

............... receiving a nice warm, wet, sticky facial from your boyfriend! Like I said it's free, great fun to apply and is 100% natural. I appreciate I may have lied about this post not referring to sex and also about the benefits to the skin, particularly the face, in allowing your boyfriend to cum on it; but still isn't it the most horny thing you can ever do for your boyfriend? It doesn't matter if you're straight or gay but if all the guys admitted the truth they would love to cum on the face or in the mouth of their partner. I'm a guy, a gay guy if you've not noticed and I will admit to it - I love to do it and receive it; and that's not me being judgemental or trying to cast a submissive ethos into the equation. Because I am the submissive party in a relationship myself - I always have been regardless, it's my choice as this is the truth; so let's not all hide in the darkness here.

I only wish the photo had turned out better, that there was more clarity and there was more cum; but I think you can make it out regardless! And before you start casting aspersions on my boyfriends semen count there was more - the vast majority of it is out of view and cannot be seen. Do you want to know where it went?

Were you all too afraid to look? My, my you have got dirty minds! The majority of it missed me completely, my boyfriends aim was not as assured tonight as it normally is. As a result someone's going to be sleeping in the slightly damp, crusty patch tonight. If you're still wondering what it tastes of (that's where you all thought it went) it's rhubarb flavoured - I kid you not, well tonight it is anyway - thanks to Gill.

If there's anyone still reading this post - that's not writing a complaint to Blogger instead over the content, please remember the following. I have always been upfront on this blog about me being a gay, cock loving, dirty slut - so what were you expecting to read on here, stories about puppy dogs? The utmost important thing to remember is that this post is not my doing, I really did not want to share such information with you, it has been done as a request. You see girlfriend requested more detail in respect of our sex lives today - this is the result; be careful what you wish for boys and girls, particularly from me!