Rabbit crashes the internet

I read about this on the Wednesday before I went away on holiday and it made me laugh so much; then as usual it slipped my mind until I visited the Ann Summers shop with girlfriend earlier this week. It all came back to me and now I've got a bit of time on my hands I'll share the story because I still find it funny and there's some eye-candy involved that should appeal to the straight girls and the gay-boys alike!

Just to set the scene we're not talking about a floppy-eared, buck-toothed, carrot-munching bundle of fur named thumper here. No a pet rabbit has not been taught to use a computer, create computer viruses and cause mass meltdown of the internet; although I imagine someone, somewhere in the world is attempting this as I write. Probably a 30 something year old virgin straight boy, still living at home with his parents, who doesn't drink, smoke nor have any friends and devotes all his time to teach his pet rabbit the aforementioned trick. Not to gain world domination but to video the feat and post it upon youtube and his facebook profile in a vain attempt to get laid. I've got nothing against these type of guys by the way, not that I know any - not knowingly anyway; it's just a bit of fun, please don't start sending me hate mail I don't mean any of it. You're probably better off anyway, I'm sure God (if you believe in that kind of thing) loves you for it and your afterlife will be wonderful, much better than mine - a slutty gay-boy, who drinks, smokes and rejoices in such feats by sharing his exploits with the world - well, some of my exploits anyway! There's only place I'm going when I finally slide off the face this earth, it's the same place I go when I'm horny - DOWN!

Back to the story, what we're talking about here is the world famous Rampant Rabbit - we all know what we're relating to here right? You're kidding surely? Where've you been? It's a vibrator designed exclusively for women, sold exclusively by Ann Summers - I'm gay and even I know that, come on! Anyway, that's a photo of it above if you're still unsure, they come in numerous variants and the rabbit ears on the side stimulate the clitoris during penetration. Apparently they rock and give earth shattering orgasms - I cannot verify this personally because I've not used one obviously, but I have handled them in the shop and I can imagine what they can achieve. But, I've got a straight female friend who owns a couple of these and she isn't shy in admitting they do rock her world - it's another reason for all the cute straight boys to turn gay because they'll soon all be redundant, trust me. If any cute guys wish to apply to become gay my contact details are on my profile page - only joking boyfriend! Talking of which, my boyfriend and I occasionally visit Ann Summers too, mainly out of curiosity as they're not overly geared up for gay-boys, although we have bought some stuff that did appeal to us. But we do get some strange looks when we're in there, laughing, joking and playing around with the items - not from the staff but from the stiff-upper lip straight couples in there. Come on people we're a couple just like you; we love and care for one another, we have sex, we use sex toys, we watch porn, we need condoms and lubricants so we visit sex shops (both up and down market), we're not aliens! I'm digressing again aren't I? I'm sorry I'm just in a mischievous, frivolous mood this evening with no boyfriend to keep me company. I'll finish this story eventually. So a Rampant Rabbit crashes the internet, it would take some serious vibrations to do that wouldn't it? And it did............................

On the Ann Summers website they were, and are still offering 10% off the whole range of Rampant Rabbit vibrators and to celebrate the fact there is also a video of some serious piece of eye candy, whose name I believe is Roberto (I've done my research - it was a time consuming job but it was worthwhile) doing a strip tease. No prizes for guessing as to why I checked it out! He's dressed as a US Marine and let me tell you if I were single I'd take a ride on his submarine full of sea-men any day! (Can I get away with such a euphemism?) But if you're a straight female, well it's your lucky day - you can get 10% off and then use it whilst watching Roberto strutting his stuff! As a result demand was that high with the website getting so many visitors and hits, it couldn't take it and crashed! Again, no prizes as to my guess why I think the website crashed and I'm sure I wasn't the only one who visited that was not straight nor female!

If you've not witnessed the eye-candy known as Roberto, well I'm your saviour because I've taken the liberty of hunting down some photographs and as I'm feeling generous I've posted them below for us all to share - I do look after you boys and girls. Be warned though if you read somewhere in the near future that a rabbit crashes blogger.com do not be surprised; and if he does tickle your fancy and you want to watch the video of his striptease and/or want to take advantage of the 10% discount offer, well I'll take care of that too. Head on over to http://www.annsummersrabbits.com/rabbit-pet-shop/, go on be a devil!