I was going to post this but it amuses my boyfriend no end - so I will. You see my boyfriend has given me a token of his affection, a reminder of his love for me, which judging by the size of it, is a lot! Now that's normally a good thing, I'm sure you'll all agree; and it usually comes in the form of a gift - some aftershave, clothing, underwear, whatever. But not this time, oh no, it's something far more personal.............
Earlier this evening we were making out together (note polite terminology used for having sex [which means nothing now I've highlighted the fact]) and it appears my boyfriend got slightly carried away in the heat of the moment; either that or he momentarily turned into a vampire. Because he's given me a love bite and not just a little nibble - it's like the mother of all love bites, I mean look at the size of it in the photo, it's quite noticeable isn't it? And if you look at it closely as I have done you can see the teeth marks in it, he's taken a three course lunch out of my neck. If you'd have seen it straight after he did it, gosh it looked even worse; and as you might expect it does hurt some.
So I hope it either fades come the morning or my shirt covers up the offending wound because it's hardly forthcoming for a 37 year old guy to be walking around work with a mega-hickey on his neck, it's just so gay! That, and the fact that if it is seen there will be some seriously awkward questions to try and answer.
So after all this I can here you all asking why didn't I stop my boyfriend from giving me the love bite? Well, the answer is quite simple really - because I was actually enjoying every single second of the passion and the pain.
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thats so funny babes im glad you posted it. xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteIt's good to know that there's one person that finds it amusing! xoxox
ReplyDeletei didnt hear you complaining at the time. i know you love it rough lol ;-) xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteRough? You should be in a cage with a "Caution Man Eater" sign attached to it. It was good though I wouldn't have it any other way! xoxoxox
ReplyDeletethat's funny babes. but i think youve eaten more men than me lol xoxoxo does it still hurt btw
ReplyDeleteMy diet these days consists solely of you babes - you are more than adequate for my requirements! It's not bad now actually but if I run my fingers over it I can still feel the impressions of your teeth. I could be scarred for life here babes and you're laughing about it. xoxoxox
ReplyDeletejust think of it as a tattoo that says i already have a boyfriend and do not want to go to bed with you lol xoxoxoxo
ReplyDeleteOh, so that's why you did it then? The truth will out eventually! Hopefully it will fade by the morning, I could do without fatty seeing it and thinking I've been shagging someone off the information desk at work. xoxoxox
ReplyDeletei dont think it will fade babes. it looks like its going to get to worse lol. i wouldnt take girlfriends perfume into work otherwise you 2 will be an item. hell think shes done it to you lol xoxoxoxox
ReplyDeleteMe - straight as, can you imagine it? There's nothing up with girlfriend as such, she's a very sexy girl. But there's the problem - GIRL! xoxoxox
ReplyDeletedo you want a matching pair. i could do the other side for you if you want babes. that would get everyone talking xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteEasy tiger - I think you've had enough to eat tonight babes! xoxoxox
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