Lunch is on me

I've just been offered another bet, the chance to win another free lunch if I go out into Manchester dressed like I am to the left. As some of you already know I love the Adidas Originals range of clothing at the moment - it's just so stylish and retro; seriously cool. The shorts, although Adidas are not from the Originals range, they are proper old-school from years ago. As a result they're short, impossibly short - I still think they have a certain retro coolness about them but still........

I'm always up for a laugh, a joke and a dare; but I think this time it's a step too far even with my alleged lack of shame! I may as well just walk about with nothing on barring a sign that says, "Look at me I'm gay" do you know what I mean? I can only imagine the looks I would get because they don't leave a great deal to the imagination; there's a time and a place for everything and this set of circumstance falls outside of such boundaries.

Thus my boyfriend is currently unimpressed - I know exactly why he wants me to wear them regardless of the bet, but it's still too much. Despite the complaining I asked him to wear them instead, they'd fit him and it would give me a treat instead - the answer was very similar to mine.

So I chose a pair of old-school Puma shorts instead, they've still got a certain retro chic to them but offer a modicum of self-respect; and they still do the job by keeping me cool and my boyfriend hot! Looks like lunch is on me today but I guess you can't win them all................