The first and probably only entry in a non-existent list of hilarious telephone conversations. This conversation has been edited down to its' core element.
Mum: I tried ringing you three times last night and got no reply.
Me: I was out and didn't take my phone.
Mum: Did you go anywhere nice?
Me: Into Manchester.
Mum: With your boyfriend?
Me: Yes, of course.
Mum: Did you have a nice time?
Me: Yes. we went to the gay village, it was great.
Mum: Good, so that explains why you wouldn't answer.
Me: I doubt you'd appreciate me returning your call in the early hours of the morning. Besides we were busy and as you've always taught me I shouldn't talk with my mouth full!
Mum: ......................... (silence)
Me: Laughter.
When it finally registered she did see the funny side, I think! I just couldn't help myself, there was a window of opportunity and I grabbed it with both hands.
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