Today is another very special day blogger friends, so I'd appreciate it if you'd all join me in wishing my good friend Danni a very happy 18th birthday. 18 today, oh my gosh I can't even remember where I was nor what I was doing on my 18th birthday and I don't think it was down to the alcohol either; sadly I think it's down to the time that has elapsed since!
Anyway, I believe Danni is out tonight having a bit of a birthday bash with her friends and family - I hope you have a great evening mate; even though I did not get an invite! Only joking, there's no hard feelings.
Just think she's now fully legal to drink and buy porn - two of my favourite hobbies, my very favourite hobby being my boyfriend!! I believe she's single too - so as a special birthday treat sometime I could teach her the benefits of all three, I'm quite knowledgeable in the fields of drink, porn and boyfriends; and all three seem to go together very well too. If you fancy it mate and you're delusional enough to accept my offer of help just get in touch I'll have you fixed up in no time.
Have a great birthday Danni, loads of love xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
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happy birthday danni. have a fantastic night. i hope you liked your card and present youll have to show me sometime because ive not seen it lol. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx :-) and dont take his offer of help trust me NO.
ReplyDeletei can remember what i did when i was 18 babes. whats up with you. xoxoxoxo
Well that's because you're nearer to it than me babes! What's up with my help anyway? I thought it was a very nice gesture on my behalf. xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteare you sure im nearer to it than you babes because sometimes i wonder lol. i just love you for you babes and not because of anything else :-) xoxoxoxoxox
ReplyDeleteyour help is a nice gesture but i think shell be better on her own. you know im right.
Sometimes I wonder too babes - it appears you are the one with the level head upon your shoulders most of the time. I wasn't looking for an explanation of why you love me either but that's very sweet, thank you.
ReplyDeleteYou're right about the help thing too - it was only made in jest anyway.
And in case you're wondering I just love you because my heart says you're the sweetest, cutest, kindest, sexiest guy I've ever met xoxoxoxoxoxoxox.
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ReplyDeleteDanni as asked me to thank u both for her lovely present and card xxxx
Do u think im going to let u loose helpin my baby girl lol
love to u both
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