Where are my beer goggles?

If this is the type of guy I kiss when I'm sober and behaving myself then I am indebted to alcohol. Back in the day, when I was single and went out on the pull it appears rather than debilitating my judgement alcohol actually helped my judgement because I don't recall ever kissing a guy like this nor waking up in the morning next to one. Where are my beer goggles when I need them?

Not that I can drink that much anyway nor did it take a great deal to make with go with a guy - that's the whole point of going out on the pull, right? To get laid? Not that I'm saying every guy I ever slept with was a stunner, far from it, and sometimes I did wake up in the morning not knowing where I was and wondering what was asleep beside me. For one night stands or random hook ups I was never that fussy to be honest; as long as they weren't mingers, had a pulse, a cock and practised safe sex then that was good enough for me. (That's slightly unfair but it sounds funny and I know a fair few people who think that of me anyway! And why is it if a straight guy, or a gay guy who tops, go out and have random, meaningless sex with loads of girls or guys they're thought of as studs; but if a straight girl or a gay guy who bottoms [such as I] does the same they're thought of as sluts? I don't understand it, I mean is it because the straight girl or gay bottom guy are the submissive party? If so what difference does it make? Not that the tag bothers me - I was happy being a slut and I'm happy to be known as a slut - I'm an easy lay so what?) Luckily I have absolutely no need to do any of that these days...........

Down off my high horse and back to the story, that's not my boyfriend I'm kissing in the photo, he's younger, slimmer, cuter and a whole lot sexier for it - I have much better taste in men; and no I've not turned into a slut again nor am I cheating on my boyfriend. It's just me and big fists messing about at work this morning - big fists being my Manager - yes, it's been another tough day at the office!