Girlfriend knows best

As you know blogger world, I've got a girlfriend and yes I know I'm gay and I have a wonderful boyfriend, but gay-boys can still have girlfriends. Girlfriends (straight ones) are the best friends for a gay-boy like me because we share so much in common; and I could continue and elaborate some but I imagine you can guess where I'd head off to anyway................ 

So it shouldn't come as a surprise to me that girlfriend can, kind of, read me like a book; after all we talk a lot and share a great deal of things. But it appears girlfriend, amongst all her other talents, has some kind of sixth sense which is wired into my life; and I'm being deadly serious here. You see she knows what I've been up to without me having to say or do anything.

For example, last night I went out for a few beers with my boyfriend and a very nice time we had despite being constrained in Straightville (I so love that term) and when we got back home we did what comes naturally when two boyfriends go to bed! No big deal there but as a result I was kind of last minute getting into work this morning; rushing around to get ready and all. I just about managed to brush my teeth before leaving for work, in fact that was probably the reason for me almost being late - I spent far too long brushing my teeth this morning!! But you can't ignore personal oral health hygiene, it's at the top of my list and it's paying dividends. When I visited my dentist (the evil red haired one) a couple of months back he was taken aback by my oral health and how clean and shiny my teeth were; he even asked if I'd had them professionally polished. Well, not as such I replied, but I do brush more often these days and I've changed my toothpaste. What brand do you use now he enquired, to which I advised Pearl Drops! You can make your own jokes up there boys and girls, I'm just enticing you with the carrot (and again) and I'm digressing again..............

Back to the chase, I didn't see girlfriend until late morning by which time I'd fully woken up and caught up with time. One of the first things she said to me? It looks like you fell out of bed this morning - no joke! Without being told about or witnessing my escapades she knew exactly what I'd been up to with my boyfriend, because I did literally fall out out of bed and into work; how does that happen? And you may think as I did it was just a lucky guess, right? Wrong! Because later on I was sat in my office and whilst it was quiet and I was alone I decided to text my boyfriend. Who suddenly appears in the office? And knows exactly who it is I'm texting? Girlfriend, timed to absolute perfection, unnervingly so, spooky! I tell you boys and girls I can't get away with anything, girlfriend knows exactly what I'm doing at any given moment in time. 

Finally to top it all off she buys me a little gift, which is so very kind and sweet; a key ring but not just any old key ring, it's the one in the photo above. A princess key ring - how does she know I'm a princess too? Is there nothing girlfriend does not know about me? If not then I'm in serious trouble.............