Saturday, 16 May 2009

Absolutely irresistible

My modelling of the t-shirt for Jackie and Di earlier this week on here went down very well with all concerned. Everyone who has viewed the photos liked the look I obtained and were suitably impressed; I think I may have shocked those people who thought I was a run of the mill, quiet, boy next door type, but assumptions are there to be shot down aren't they? How little some people who think they know me actually know, but I do like to make a statement occasionally and live outside of perception. There have been a fair few friends who said I looked camp in the photos, I don't mind that, I mean how can a gay guy wearing a pair of white PVC hot pants and a black skinny fit, crop t-shirt look anything but? Besides I'll always act the part.................
So Jackie and Di handed me another challenge, another t-shirt modelling job to photograph and document on here; I gratefully accepted. This time it was a red, long sleeve, skinny fit, crop t-shirt and I was at a loss of what to pair with it; I obviously needed to better my last attempt - to cause further laughter and shock. Thankfully girlfriend came to my rescue, it was unintentional on her part I might add, but it gave me the inspiration....................
I was sat with girlfriend and she pointed out an article in the newspaper about Victoria Beckham; and how she'd been paid an obscene amount of money to pose in stockings, suspenders and a thong for a billboard campaign for lingerie. Something in my mind lit up and I began laughing maniacally the image had been formed, girlfriend knew I was up to something but I refused to be drawn on the matter; she even asked, "we aren't going to see you posing in a thong next are we?" Well....................
First of all I was unsure if I still owned the items I needed; and secondly if I did I had no idea where I might find them. Luckily (or unluckily, depending on your point of view and morality) after a short time of searching I found most of them (I refuse to be drawn on how I came to own such items!) Still if it's good enough for Mrs Beckham then it's surely good enough for me? Besides I don't need millions of pounds to model lingerie, I do it for free and as the t-shirt suggests I think I look absolutely irresistible! 




22 comments:

  1. i dont believe you post these pictures babes. i dont believe you talked me into taking them.

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  2. You can call me shameless; but I prefer to be called babes or boyfriend xoxoxo.

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  3. womens tshirt stockings and thong. i dont like you like that babes xoxox

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  4. You don't think I look absolutely irresistible then babes? xoxoxo

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  5. im sorry babes but no. i prefer just you. your arse still looks hot though ;-) xoxox

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  6. I'm glad you don't like it babes - it's not a good look truth be told. In fact I don't think you'd be my boyfriend if you did like it xoxoxo

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  7. you should tell the story about how youve got the stockings and thong lol xoxoxox

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  8. No way babes, that's a bridge way too far. That's history, gone and never to be repeated! xoxoxo

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  9. you posted the pictures you may as well tell the story as well babes. xoxoxo

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  10. That's one big NO! Sorry babes, it's way too embarrassing xoxoxo

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  11. but you told me. its the funniest story ive heard. you should do it xoxoxo

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  12. I told you because I trust you babes and I knew you'd find it funny. Can we stop now? xoxoxo

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  13. pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssseeeeeeeeee :-) xoxoxox

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  14. love u boyfriend xoxoxox

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  15. Let me think about it babes - deal? xoxoxo

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  16. ok. i didnt mean to pressure you btw. sorry :-( xoxoxo

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  17. There's no need to be sorry, I know you didn't mean it and you're forgiven. Love you xoxoxo

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  18. :-D xoxoxoxo

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  19. Hi Botfriend i jst knew you were upto sumthin yesterday wen i made that remark lol
    the image does nothing for you soz it jst isnt you and yes u wud give Posh a run for her money.
    say hi to boyfriend 2 for me and have a gud weekend.
    xxxxxx

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  20. botfriend. girlfriend knows you very well babes lol xoxoxo

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  21. Why did it take my boyfriend to spot the botfriend comment from girlfriend? He's just been phoned me up to inform me and couldn't speak properly for laughing - thanks girlfriend!
    I guess it's just a typo, although girlfriend does have a very good sense of humour and she does know me very well babes. For all I know it could be short hand for bottom friend and that's exactly what my boyfriend finds so funny. I'll admit it made me laugh some too, whatever it was meant to say it's true regardless!
    Love to you both xoxoxox

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  22. theyre both true babes a botty boyfriend lol. hello girlfriend sorry ive not been in touch for a bit we just havent found the time ;-). the next time im round at boyfriends ill email you. we had a very good weekend thankyou. you made me laugh with the botfriend comment its made my night.
    love 2 both of u xoxoxo

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