What shame?

I adore people who can make me laugh, it's a great gift, my boyfriend is one of the funniest people I know; and I'm not being biased in my opinion here. But we were talking to this guy last night who's name I cannot recall - no change there either! Anyway, he was visiting from Ireland and what a funny guy - telling tales and cracking jokes; the Irish are just so lyrical in this respect. He told this one joke which made us all laugh so much, I had tears running down my face as a result. It was a gay joke which you may or may not get but I just had to print it here; it's the funniest thing I've heard in ages.

How do you know when your boyfriend is horny? 

When you put a hand down the back of his pants and it feels like you're feeding hay to a horse. 

Then he advised of an answer he has used in response to one of the silliest questions you can ever be asked. Again, very funny. 

Why are you gay? 

Because I can't suck my own dick!

Top geezer, major kudos to you my friend. Wishing you a safe journey back home and many more happy travels. 

I'm also going to print an entry from a blog I read called, "texts from last night." Basically people send in texts they've received or sent which they wish they had not. The link to the blog is listed on my profile and also to the left on my blog page, you should check it out there's some crackers. I could send some in myself, there's some wicked texts I have sent to other people whilst drunk. Anyway, this is the best one I've seen on there. 

My room smells like vodka and shame.

Isn't that a top text? My imagination conjures up all sorts of sordid images to accompany it. Maybe it's just me but you kind of know that feeling don't you - the morning after oh my gosh feeling. I've done that once or twice(ish), just replace the vodka for brandy and that could have been a text from me not so long ago.