Urban myth

I thought I'd give you all an underwear update dear readers, yes I'm feeling kind of brave tonight, so I'll delve into the delights of underwear. As regular readers or personal friends know I recently purchased some new underwear for me and my boyfriend. I bought myself eight pairs of Harvey Mushman short trunks and have been wearing them since Thursday. Now I like the short trunk style and my decision to buy some more was due to the fact that some of my older underwear has lost some of its' support. 

First impressions are great, they are cut short - perhaps the shortest style of trunk I have ever worn and they are incredibly supportive; at first I thought they were too supportive and I have had to readjust my bits on regular occasions. But regardless of this they are very comfortable and I'm sure they'll give some over time. 

I've also just been told they're very sexy and they make my arse look hot - my boyfriends words. I don't think he was lying either judging by the reaction that did not require words! So good in fact that he's taken a photo of them allowing me to share the sight with you all; you lucky people! That and I've also just sent it to our girlfriend via MMS, she's out tonight on a hen night; I've asked her to show the photo to any cute guys she sees and ask them if they fancy a ride on it. I know what you're all thinking but please be advised it was a joke, okay, I mean my boyfriend was sat next to me when I sent it.

Talking of bums there have been various women of late who have touched mine - I don't know why and I don't complain, but they do. They say stuff like there's nothing to it, which kind of brings me onto another point. Perhaps this is a straight female issue but personally I like a small, pert bum on a guy; it turns me on some. It's so much better than a guy with anything more there; and the guys with a big bum just do nothing for me at all. I've talked about this with my boyfriend and he is in agreement with me; and his bum is small and perfectly formed too. Furthermore, and I'm not being vain here, I've been told by various other guys that I do indeed have a nice arse. So what's the problem girls? I don't know why I ask that because I'm getting the positive feedback from the correct sexuality here, so it doesn't matter. But still, what is the fascination with a big, protruding arse?  

Perhaps I could start my own urban myth here; perhaps all guys with a small, pert bottom are gay and all those with a big, protruding bottom are straight? That sounds good enough to me, it would certainly keep me happy and keep my straight female friends happy too. It's a perfect equation, in my world anyway.