Wednesday, 1 April 2009

Trauma










What's up with my life lately dear readers? Just so much trauma that's what; going from getting my ear pierced last night to visiting the doctors tonight. I get so nervous with doctors, dentists and hospitals; I'm kind of cool when I get there but I do worry myself some beforehand. As a result I'm kind of wiped out now, so tired again. 
So I visited the doctor tonight to get my ganglion checked out, if you're unsure what a ganglion is google it or something, I have no desire to dispense with medical terminology. Anyway I've had this ganglion on my left wrist for about a year or so and I visited the doctor early last year to get it checked out - the doctor said it's nothing to worry about but if it doesn't go away then come back. Hence, my visit tonight, over a year later it's still there and I finally found the nerve to return. 
Different doctor, same old story, his mouth is moving and words are coming out but my mind is unable to process any information - just so nervous. Anyway, it ends with a choice, either a booking to be made for surgery to remove it or a steroid injection into it which has a 30% chance of destroying it. The doctors asking me what I want to do, like he's the medical professional and he's asking me! So I ask him what's best and he won't be drawn on the question. What's the point, you know? 
So I hazard a guess that a steroid injection is better than surgery and ask him if the injection will hurt? Only a little, he replies. A steroid injection it is then. I wash my hands and he washes his and then I sit down and look away whilst he's getting the needle ready; and I continue to look away awaiting the pain. Guess what, no pain, cool! 
Plaster on steroid injected ganglion, if it doesn't go away come back and see me, arrange surgery, thanks doctor, see you - I'm out of there. Walking down the road and the pain kicks in out of nowhere; and it's more than a little. What the .....? Why the delay? Serious niggling pain, not like the worst pain ever, but so uncomfortable. Thankfully, the pain appears to have abated some now, so time will tell if it works. Although saying that I have no idea how long it takes for the injection to destroy it if it works, the doctor may have told me but it sure didn't register. Perhaps I'll give it another year - by that time I'll have worked up enough nerve to return. 
As a side-effect of the steroid injection I may actually gain some weight, which is so not cool, I don't need any more weight, I'm happy. I asked the doctor if it would make me look like my boyfriend after he's been around and raided my fridge. He told me not to worry, I'd need a years worth of steroid injections to become that fat! 
That's bad isn't it? I just made that bit up, sorry babes xxxx. But I just couldn't resist, it's only a bit of fun and you're not fat. Sorry again! xxxxxx. 

14 comments:

  1. a steroid injection in your wrist. dont have a wank tonight babes you might rip it off altogether. lol xxxx.

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  2. That's so funny and so wrong all at the same time. Oh gosh, you're getting more vulgar than me. I'm too traumatised to think about sex or anything else for that matter. xxxxx

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  3. the doctor wasnt cute then. im sure you would have thought about it if he was. you would have taken an injection with a smile on your face if he was. lol xxxx.

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  4. No, he wasn't cute - he was old and quite stern to be honest. He kind of scared me truth be told, but that's nothing new. If he had been cute it would have eased the pain some though!! xxx

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  5. the steroid might fix your limp wrist too. it does look gay in the picture. it might make you all manly and straight looking again. xxx ;-)

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  6. I get the feeling this is kind of pay-back time for the joke I made in the post. Is this true babes? If so I've run out of funny things to say back to you! xxx

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  7. its payback time and theres more to come. xxx

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  8. Oh gosh, let's get it over with then! xxx

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  9. Ha, ha - that's worse than bad!
    It's a shame you weren't there babes you could have got a steroid injection in your dick and made it even bigger. That would have been nice for me xxxx.

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  10. thats a bad idea. youd end up walking like john wayne after a week on horesback. xxx

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  11. That's so funny - you've spelt horse wrong; a week on horesback - should that be whores back? xxx

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  12. you wish. a week on your back you whore would be a dream come true for you lol xxx.

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  13. I'm sure you'd give it a go John Wayne. Have you got any holidays left? We could book a week off together and give it a go! That would be a dream come true. xxx

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  14. hang on im just checking my diary ;-0 xxx.

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