Nothing new

Good evening blogger world, hasn't it been the most glorious day weather-wise? It certainly has in Stockport, wall to wall blue skies and sunshine, not a cloud in the sky; it's was very warm too once the sun had risen and burnt away the cool of the morning. And with the sunshine came some cute guys today - at long last; some real tasty eye candy out and about, oh gosh my sexy arse was chewing up my sexy pants in anticipation! Sorry, that's kind of gross isn't it? But funny all the same; and I just couldn't resist. 

Check out the horoscope above, for those with a keen attention to detail you'll realise it's not my horoscope, it's my boyfriends; and how true it is. He is assertive and, for the most of the time, likes to be in command, mostly of me - that's a polite term to say he likes to be on top! Talking of polite terminology, the horoscope basically says what many men and their fortunate bottoms already know; he's a whore. Perhaps I should correct that statement, it should read he was a whore - he only feeds me with his marrowbone these days, but a whore all the same and a worse whore than me!

Talking of sexually active friends, I only wish I could publish the stories my girlfriend has told me today, oh my gosh she made me blush, but they are way too X-rated for this blog. The things she got up to on the hen night makes me and my boyfriend seem positively naive and innocent; and that does take a lot dear readers, as you can probably imagine! I didn't realise the human body could take such punishment and continue to function, it's nothing short of a modern day miracle. I'm sure if an independent adjudicator had been there she would have made it into the Guinness World Record books, that's all I can say on the matter. 

Talking of women why do they all think they have some kind of mystical power to turn a gay man straight? I mean I appreciate I'm a good looking guy with one hell of a sexy arse which makes me a decent catch for anyone; but to put it bluntly I like cock and at the last check I'm pretty certain no member of the female species was naturally endowed with such an appendage. But that doesn't stop them from trying does it? Not in my case anyway. Just look at the facts boys and girls, just look at the comments to my posts on this here blog, it's strikingly obvious; both Big I and girlfriend so want a piece of me. To add to this, over the last couple of days I've found out that Mary and Angharad are also trying to get in on the act; that's four women who obviously possess a very good taste in men, that want to rip my sexy pants off me and teach me the error of my ways. The error of finding men sexually attractive and letting them have their wicked way with me. Come on girls, give me a break here, I'll still let you all grope my sexy arse but that's all okay, is that a fair deal? Besides, if you're a man in a straight relationship you have to do some work when it comes to sex don't you? Sounds too much like hard work to me, I've got more in common with the female species, truth be told; I like to lie back and get a good seeing to as much as you do. 

So all in all it's been an eventful day and many truths have been found. But when all is said and done it's just confirmed what I already suspected; because, truth be told, I've learned nothing new.....................