Natural harvest

It's been a long time coming but I have finally found the answer to a question that has been bugging me for the longest time. Anyway on 23 March 2009 my boyfriend and I were asked the following question by someone:

Why do I always end up poorly and I keep my clothes on and you two don't? 

Fair question I think, although I'm sure there's some hidden agenda in there and I've no idea what it's trying to insinuate? Like, we're always naked and having sex? I think not, I'm still a virgin, I'll have you know!!

Anyway, the answer has been long enough in arriving so I won't put it off any longer. The secret to our success is all down to diet; you eat a healthy diet and you, quite obviously, remain fit and healthy. It helps to protect the body and keep it in optimum balance allowing it to fight off most illnesses; simple as. And as promised the answer has been kept clean, I bet you thought we could never do it!

The diet we are both avid believers in is called, "Natural Harvest"; I implore you all to check it out and give it a go. It works for us and I have no doubt it will work for you, dear readers. Just try it once and you'll be hooked forever - I promise. There is even a cookbook which gives you lots of culinary ideas to make meal times more fun and exciting. 

In fact if I may be so brave I will print an excerpt from the book which will give you all a little taster of what's in store for you; try before you buy if you so like.

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Was it what you were expecting? 

And yes, I know I lied about keeping the answer clean. 

But it's true, as I'm sat here writing this now, you can actually buy this cookbook for the princely sum of £17.76. Why you'd want to purchase it is beyond me, but still each to there own. I mean I like to down it neat, straight from the source; you may call me hardcore but why bother making a meal of it! (Sick puppy - I know!)

The link to the website to buy it, if you're interested is http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

But I do believe it's still the answer to the question; that's why we're never ill. Perhaps the author of the question should try it more often! (I'm going to get so badly beaten for that comment.)

Now some further questions such an answer may pose (I'll ask them for you, just incase you're a little prude!) How did I find this on the internet? It's not something you just happen across whilst casually browsing, is it? This has taken some real word specific hunting down, hasn't it? So what was I searching for in the first instance to find this? 

Like I said, I'll ask the questions this time but I'll leave the answers to your imagination. It's probably for the best................