It's too big!

Good evening blogger friends, I have words of caution for you all this evening. I recently ordered some underwear from figleaves and had it delivered to work because I assumed I would be at work when it was delivered and it would not fit through my letterbox. I was right on both accounts, particularly in respect of the letterbox issue; the box they came in was so big I had trouble getting it through my fully open front door! Just unbelievable, my neighbours thought I'd ordered a 60"plasma television when they saw me walking down the road struggling with the box. 

The interest raised at work because of this box was somewhat daunting; again figleaves do not help with their emblem printed all over the box, I'm glad online sex shops do not employ similar tactics with their packaging - that would be seriously embarrassing. So all the lady people at work knew what you buy at figleaves, the men are just so out of touch and have no idea, one even assumed the box contained sex toys! Like, what? Men of a heterosexual nature all appear to be very narrow minded, the ones I know anyway; no wonder divorce rates are so high - treat the woman in your life to some sexy intimates and whilst you're at it update your underwear collection to something more fashionable too. 

So lady people are all asking what I've ordered and begging me to open the box so they can have a look. Now, here's a contradiction I raised in my post last night - I'll talk all day about what me and my boyfriend get up to in the bedroom in great detail; so showing them what underwear I've ordered for us is no big deal, right? Wrong, I got kind of embarrassed by the whole situation, seriously and I've no idea why. Maybe, as I've mentioned already, as well as ordering myself some underwear I also treated my boyfriend to some too; a surprise gift - he's no idea I've bought him some. He'll find out tonight when he gets here though and I'm sure we'll see if they suit him - I can't wait! But, getting back on track, because some of the underwear was for my boyfriend I didn't want to share the detail - I found it too personal a matter to share; and that's not a joke. I guess, as always, I'm just trying to protect him, I can't help it, those I care about I'll try and protect no matter what and no matter how stupid it may seem to others. Yes, a major contradiction, I know. 

Anyway, my underwear is kind of functional and my boyfriends is slightly more racy, I've opened the box and his feel real smooth and sexy to touch; and are kind of transparent. I can only imagine how they will feel and look once he's wearing them - oh gosh!! If I'm feeling overly-brave later I may change my mind and post some photos, whether that's a good or bad thing is open to interpretation because by then they may not be in pristine condition!