Wednesday, 15 April 2009

Hands off

Referring back to last nights post again, "Stupid cupid" I found the answer today to my friends problem. It's simple they're too picky, way too picky. For someone in their position they have no right to be so picky and then complain about it ALL THE TIME. I'm not talking about a new partner here, if so then I could understand, but for a night of fun, does it matter that much? And here's me trying to help the situation some and they don't appreciate what I'm trying do for them. 
Perhaps I view such ideals differently, but as long as the potential night of fun is not a minger does it matter that much? It's nothing a few beers can't cure after all. And if it stops the constant complaining then it's a means to an end; we can all live happily ever after. I mean I point out guys to my friend  I'd gladly go to bed with if I could and they are often met with derisory words and looks. Too picky my friend, that's the problem here, or is it? Maybe, it's good to be picky, perhaps in such an instance it's another word for self-respect? It's good to have self-respect, right? I ask because I don't know! But do you put self-respect before getting laid? Even if your gagging for it? Dying to get laid? I'll hazard a guess at these questions, not a chance; I'd sooner get laid and be called a slut then go the night frustrated and without. 
Talking of which........ I saw a real cutey in Tim's today, oh my gosh. Not only was he cute, he was polite, well spoken and dressed like....... well that's a private fantasy which I almost let slip earlier today. I could have gladly taken him into the Serveway, snogged him, slowly undressed him and given him a sloppy wet blow. Gosh, I've been so horny again. 
Anyway, back to the chase - my friend. So either they're too picky or they're saving themselves for someone in particular. I think they have a crush on someone and have set their heart on him and him only. Which is kind of sweet, except that this crush happens to be in a relationship; because this crush happens to be my boyfriend. All the pieces finally made sense today; constantly wanting to meet him, sending him emails - more emails than they send me and wanting to see photos of him in his sexy underwear. I can fully understand the thought process behind this because he's cute, within the preferred age range and so hot in the bedroom department; I mean I am seriously lucky to have found him. But hey, friend or no friend, hands off please, we don't want this turning nasty. If this turns into a physical fight you do realise there will be only one winner? 

26 comments:

  1. i thought youd stopped using this blog to wind people up babes. is this a good idea. xxxx

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  2. Come on babes, it's only a bit of fun, they'll see the funny side - trust me. Have any of my instincts ever been wrong? xxxx

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  3. thats why im worried :-( xxxx

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  4. Listen, if I'm wrong I'll get the crap beaten out of me. I'll probably get the crap beaten out of me anyway, truth be told. But trust me, they fancy you babes xxxx.

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  5. i think this is going too far now it's time to STOP. i think they have self respect and self control unlike some. xxx

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  6. Oh gosh, okay......
    Are you calling me a slut by the way? I been given another name by the way, I'm the Happy Slapper! xxxx

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  7. well you call yourself one all the time ;-) and since ive known you ive seen the proof lol xxx. what was the guy like you saw today.

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  8. Oh so cute, I mean ideal for a one-nighter but no boyfriend material, unlike you babes. And before you get started I was only looking and fantasising I wouldn't have done anything. xxxx

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  9. maybe you have some self control afterall lol. not alot but some xxx. you could have invited him round for a threesome. did he look gay.

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  10. I've no idea if he was gay, he was alone and he was too cute to not have a girlfriend, so I guess he must have been. Who cares anyway, I'm sure we could have turned him. Gosh, that's a top idea! xxx

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  11. it was a joke calm down. i worry about you and how you think things through sometimes. its not normal lol xxx.

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  12. You're starting to sound like girlfriend now. Girlfriend and Big I both said they think you're very funny today. This time I'm telling the truth, honestly. xxxx

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  13. thats very kind ladies thank you xxxx. this post is still worrying me please dont take offence. ill make him say sorry before we finish. xxx

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  14. It is worrying him, truth be told, it has done since he first read it. It's starting to worry me now too because he's the one with the common sense and the one who's usually right. I hope I've not taken it too far; it's only meant to be a bit of fun. Listen, I'm very sorry if this causes any offence. I'll remove the post completely if it does. xxxx.

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  15. thankyou youd only lose if it went to a fight anyway :-) xxx.

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  16. any of us lol xxx.

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  17. Hey up, someone's had their weetabix this morning I see. Look out ten-men's in the house! Shall I tremble now or later? xxx

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  18. You've got some punch for a gay-boy, I'll give you that one. That might end up in a bruise. Gosh I do like it when you're rough with me xxx.

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  19. as i said im the one who wears the trousers in this relationship. me not you lol. xxx

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  20. That can easily be resolved (again)! xxx

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  21. dont make a mess of my new briefs will you xxx.

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  22. I think they'll be off before that happens babes. Besides that's what washing machines were invented for anyway. Or tongues, that's gross isn't it, sorry!!! xxxx

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  23. LOL ;-) xxxx.

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  24. no i dont av a crush on your man hes all yours.
    i av my own cutie thanks and yes we will continue this fight tmoz
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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