If you see this t-shirt anywhere within your immediate vicinity run babes, trust me. As you know there are women out there who think you're cute; and think they can win your affection by mothering you. Besides I don't want to share you and you're too hot for women to handle anyway; loving you is a mans job!
It appears this may be a full time job in itself as the t-shirt was suggested with you in mind, I do not joke here. You are causing quite a stir amongst the female fraternity in Stockport; you're fast becoming an icon for the sexually frustrated. To help you out here babes I've bought you a pair of Nike running shoes, they were supposed to be a surprise but I've sent them to you via special delivery, so you'll receive them in the morning. Do not under any circumstances enter Stockport without them.
I've also signed up a solicitor who advises me restraining orders can be issued within 24 hours, if you can survive that long. In the meantime stay inside behind locked doors and do not answer your mobile to any withheld or unknown telephone numbers. If you need company to help you stave off the effects of cabin fever do not hesitate to call me; I'll be happy to oblige!
And you were so damn eager for me to show your photo and wondered why I was so hesitant to actually do it. Well, herein lies the answer!
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Would that be bigI with U he he
ReplyDeletenice tshirt girlfriend you can wear it to the deep purple concert. i think he is being overprotective again but you can mother me anytime ;-) xxxx.
ReplyDeleteDo you like Deep Purple Big I? Or more to the point do you even know who they are? If so do you fancy going seeing them in concert with me in November. Then we would be U & I.
ReplyDeleteSorry boyfriend/girlfriend you'll have to find your own tickets, if Big I says yes. How do you like that then? Me and Big I rocking out to Deep Purple that paints such a surreal picture in my mind.
I love you all really xxxxxxxxxxxxx.
Im sure BigI will help you with your housework.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure she knows who Deep Purple are?
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No I'm quite capable of doing the housework myself, being the BITCH I apparently am!!
ReplyDeleteYou may all laugh me up again-have fun.
You can all stop wondering now because BigI does know who Deep Purple are. Thank you very much for the offer Arcticdreams it was very thoughtful of you,but if I do go I will be going with my Man.
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