You see this friend has got a wound in their mouth on the inside of the cheek; and they've got it from over zealously giving head, seriously. It's kind of worn away the skin on the inside of the cheek and left a groove from the pressure. I didn't believe a word of this story myself until they let me have a look and I swear to you it's the truth. I'm also convinced there were some blisters forming in there.
Can you imagine the friction caused to wear away the skin and leave blisters? No? Well, I can't either. I thought I gave a great deal of head but I've never suffered an injury like that, so it can only be left to the imagination how much head has been given in this instance. Not that I blame or ridicule them; I think it's proper cool and worth major kudos.
I mean how many times in your lifetime can you say that you know a friend that has suffered a repetitive strain injury from giving head? If nothing else perhaps they could sue their partner for the injury caused; can you imagine that? The amount of press coverage that would get if it ever went to Court, they would become a household name, end up on Sky News and sat on the sofa with Richard & Judy. Oh, the fame. Or should that be infamy? Oh gosh, can I represent you if it ever goes to Court?
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they could star in the tv ads for injury claims too. have you ever suffered any injury at work a slip or fall or a blistered mouth from giving too many blowjobs. then call injury lawyers direct on ....
ReplyDeleteare you sure youre not joking babes. ive never heard of anything like it before. and im surprised youve never suffered from it lol.
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That's very funny babes I can imagine the tv advert in my head; the images it portrays. Yes, it's 100% true - I'm not making this up, I swear. Why have I not suffered from the same thing? Perhaps I have but just not in my mouth!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxx.
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