Today, a working day and the sun did not shine as promised; it was a real grey, overcast and rather cool day weather-wise . However, there were lots of cute guys out today, seriously; it was a dream day for me!
Now, I know I'm not single anymore but all I was doing was looking, doing a bit of window shopping, if you like; that's still okay I think? I can't help it anyway, if a cute looking guy passes me by it's instinct to look. They were probably all straight anyway, this infamous "gaydar" all gay men are alleged to possess either needs to be reprogrammed or is not all it's made out to be. That or I just don't care if they're straight or gay; come the end of the day it doesn't matter, nothing is going to happen with anyone else for the time being.
Back to business, some real eye candy out today, not as cute or as hot as my boyfriend, but nice all the same; and with them some real torrid thoughts were racing through my mind. Oh gosh, the thoughts about snogging them and undressing them slowly were just awesome; and then well, a real surprise.................
Some of my friends know, others may have guessed and I've kind of hinted about it on here; but I'm what's referred to as a bottom - I'm sure you can guess the rest. The odd time I switch to being on top but for the most part I do prefer being bottom. Today though, I was checking out the cute guys bums and fantasising about being on top with them; fantasising about making them squirm in pleasure. Proper horny thoughts, let me tell you, dear readers; and those thoughts are still with me, I so want to be on top.
So what's a gay guy supposed to do with such thoughts? Well, he phones up his boyfriend during his afternoon tea break and tells him what he'd like to do to him tonight, that's what. And as far as I can see the daylight is fading fast; and it's time to turn those fantasies into reality.
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i dont mind you looking at other guys and fantasising about them if it makes you like this. but remember you cant touch. youre all mine. that was well hot you should try it on top more often. wicked babes :-) xxxxxxxxxxxxx.
ReplyDeleteCool, I've got a licence to roam - as long as I don't touch. Does that mean any cute guys can still touch me?
ReplyDeleteOh gosh, you're such a spoil sport, ruining all my fun! Only joking babes, you know I've pledged my body to you only, bless. Perhaps if the sex wasn't so damn good I wouldn't miss it when I don't get it and crave it so much. (Almost a risky typo - and carve it so much, that would hurt!) So that is plainly your fault, not mine, yours! How many men? I'm not going to answer that I've got a bad enough reputation already which, by the way, you're not helping. Love you xxxxxxxx.
ReplyDeletei think youll find that you were there too during sex. then its not all my fault. bad reputation youre the one with dirty white boy as the ringtone on your mobile. and thousands of pictures of guys youve shagged. lol.
ReplyDeleteThat's so not true, very, very funny but so not true. Just for the record I DO NOT have thousands of pictures of guys I have shagged on my phone. The ring tone I'll admit to but everything else is a pure nonsense.
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't believe we're sat in the same room passing the macbook to one another posting these comments would you? It's very childish, but I'm going to win out.
stop if youre trying to get off on a technicality. the pictures are of guys that have shagged you and you store them on a memory card on your phone then. and you had to buy a 60gb memory card to store them all on lol. and thats almost full now.
ReplyDeleteare you going to give in yet.
I can't believe my blog has been reduced to this smutty level with these comments. I can't believe I'm going to admit defeat either. But still with all these lies abounding it's time to quit. You can't even buy a 60gb memory card for a phone, you see what I mean. Besides I can't think of anything funny to reply with, damn.....................
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ReplyDeleteAre you two still being childish lol
Anyway if i had been at work you would av had a fight on your hands over the cute ones.i agree with boyfriend 2 you can look but no touching BUT i can do both only joking.Souns like your both having a fun evening again.
Lovin u both
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thank you i win which means you lose and have to make supper. ill have some cheese on toast please. xxxxxxxxxxxxx.
ReplyDeleteYou'll end up a right fatty if you keep eating like this. No wonder the fridge is empty after you come visiting. I'll have to buy one of those big american fridges just for you.
ReplyDeletei have to keep eating to keep my energy up to supply you with sex. no food no sex. im feeling very tired now. lol.
ReplyDeletePlease excuse me readers but I have a date with some cheese, bread and a grill; must dash.
ReplyDeletehi girlfriend ive only just noticed your comment. keep an eye on him at work he should not be allowed out on his own. he cant keep his trousers up for any cute guy lol.
ReplyDeleteits been fun as you can probably tell. but its only him being childish im just following his bad example. hes old enough to know better im not.
luv u 2 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
Hello there girlfriend and sorry for missing your post last night; we were kind of lost in the moment! It's good to have you back again, we missed you. But for goodness sake there is no need to always agree with my boyfriend even if he and you are always right.
ReplyDeleteGosh, I'm being tag-teamed here dear readers and can't get away with anything anymore, be it at work or in my own time!
Just for the record the, I shouldn't be allowed out on my own because I can't keep my trousers up for any cute guy comment above- that's so funny, no wonder you turned the computer off after you posted it babes.
Oh, and it's no excuse to follow the alleged bad example I set; but it is much fun. Besides you've taught me a thing or two along the way.
Love to you both xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
I cant help it if great minds think alike,i like to keep u on your toes.yu shud kno the script by now Boyfriend and Girlfriend are always rite lol
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Yes, you keep me on my toes when I would so much prefer to be on my knees, followed by on all fours, or on my side, or on my stomach. That's well out of order isn't it, but it made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI also know what you two both think of most of the time; I wouldn't call it great. That's a lie actually it is great because I think the same thoughts too!!! So, I guess, boyfriend and girlfriend are always right. Long may you always be right.
Love to you both xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
i only think about it because i spend so much time with you. otherwise i would think normal thoughts and be doing normal things. right now I would be at home cleaning my bathroom or something but instead i find myself called to our house to deal with a sexual emergency.
ReplyDeleteOh my..................
ReplyDeleteHave you seen what you've written? What's this our house comment? You do realise that people are going to talk about us now? Although there's nothing new there!!
And you really needed a lot of persuading to come round tonight didn't you? How many speeding tickets did you notch up on your way?
well between cleaning the bathroom or being with you there is only 1 choice. it was not difficult. no matter how many speeding tickets i got it would be no match for the number of notches on your bedpost lol.
ReplyDeletelet people talk about our house have you not told anyone.
My bed does not have bedposts - thankfully. But if they did they would have to reach to the ceiling to fit all the notches on, most of them from you I might add.
ReplyDeleteDo I hear the sound of wedding bells. Who's going to be the bride?
you'd need a set of bedposts every month if you did. you probably need a new bed every month the amount of action it sees lol. i hope ALL of the notches are from me and not most of them.
ReplyDeletedo i hear the judge in the divorce courts. whos going to get our house.
Sorry, of course all of the notches are yours. It was an innocent mistake, do you still love me? Or is our marriage going to be over quicker than Britney Spears?
ReplyDeleteyes i still love you xxxxxxx :-)
ReplyDeleteHAPPY DAYS LET'S GO AND HAVE SOME SEX TO CELEBRATE!
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Hang on u two i thought it was our house lol
ReplyDeleteHe gets everything Breki,lunch,tea and desert ha ha
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Oh, gosh my girlfriend wants to live with me too, how lucky am I? At this rate I'm fast running out of bedrooms and food!
ReplyDeletePerhaps we could all fit in the same bed and gorge on each others bodies? Well, if two of us weren't gay we could, but I never said the plan was perfect.
Help me out here babes..........
Hang on a minute havent you told him yet that i have my own KEYS lol
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its difficult enough to be two timed by my boyfriend. but two timed by my boyfriend with our girlfriend is too much. i cant even get hold of him on his phone because hes too busy whispering sweet nothings into her ear.
ReplyDeletei dont even get my own set of keys and hes supposed to love me. girlfriend have you turned him straight.
Your safe babes, I still like guys and you in particular. I believe you still have my spare set of keys from Monday morning if memory serves correct. So what does that tell you?
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping you'll sneak over one night when I'm asleep and come in and have your wicked way with me! PLEASE xxxx.
does it mean you love me xxxxx.
ReplyDeletecan i pretend to be a burglar and creep into your bedroom and bound and gag you and then make you squirm.
Yes, it sure does! I'll love you even more if you carry out that above, gosh how horny to be tied up and gagged? You could be my bottom burglar!! ha, ha.
ReplyDeleteLOL youre still funny xxx. a burglar is supposed to take something isnt he.
ReplyDeleteYou could be an apprentice burglar babes, practice putting it in and then taking it out, over and over again (sorry!)
ReplyDeleteI don't mind you practising on me. Then you could graduate to an apprentice banker and start to leave deposits - ha, ha, ha. (Sorry again, this is now pure filth) xxxx.
is it a long apprenticeship and would you ever fire me lol. xxxx
ReplyDeleteI just had to delete what I was going to post - it was really too much information, I'll email you.
ReplyDeleteYou'd never get fired babes xxxx.
its a good job you didnt post that. girlfriend would be so jealous if she found out lol. xxxxxxxxxx ;-)
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