Wednesday, 4 March 2009

In the navy

Blogger friends I'm not going to leave you on a dour note tonight, it's very rare I do unless I'm feeling down, which I'm glad to report I am not. So..........
I was walking home from work tonight, hands in my coat pockets, a clear mind and just kind of on autopilot. When it suddenly occurred to me, I caught myself mincing a little, no joke. I could kind of feel it and upon passing a window of a shop where I could watch my reflection, sure enough I was doing a little mincing walk. Oh gosh I thought.................. how gay?
I've no idea why I was doing it, perhaps it was because my mind was just so unfocused and my body was kind of doing what it wanted to do. But when I realised I was doing it I still could not stop myself, just bizarre. And nothing has happened recently (I'm trying to pick my words so carefully) that would make me walk in such a way. 
I am well aware that someone mentioned I minced a little the last time we were out, but I didn't even take him seriously, I thought he was just winding me up. In fact I had forgotten the comment completely until it hit me this evening. I guess you were telling the truth after all. I guess I'll have to take more of an interest in being on top; either that or join the Royal Navy. 

3 comments:

  1. that's so funny. i told you so. you do do it every now and then. im glad you've seen it yourself you had a right go at me when i said it. you best take a break otherwise youll be doing it all the time lol. then again how long can you go without it 1,2 or 3 hours max ;-) xxxxx.

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  2. Why are you calculating the time I can go without it in hours? Surely it should be minutes!
    But it did kind of freak me out a bit, it was an incredibly surreal moment. Anyway there's no need to take a break I'll take my chances even if I do end up walking like a mincing queen.
    xxxxxxxxx

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  3. if abba get back together they could do a song about you. hes a mincing queen lol. xxxxxxx

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