Thursday, 26 March 2009

Full service history


Good evening blogger friends, it's been a while hasn't it? That's because life has been kind of boring of late with nothing worthy of the ink; that and I've been kind of preoccupied. No, not in that way but just catching up on some shut eye; gosh I have been so tired - nigh on a fortnight of early starts and some late nights have been unkind to me. The late nights were worth it as always, besides I've got to practice being gay every now and then just to make sure I still like it; and I'm happy to report that I still like it very much!!
I guess the lack of sleep has been taking its' toll because I have received an ultimatum from my boyfriend; he's told me I've started to look kind of haggard and if I don't do something about it he's going to trade me in for a newer model. I guess that's the risk of going with a younger guy but you would think he would appreciate this when we started out and be slightly more tactful when talking of such. 
But to please him, even though he so obviously does not deserve nor appreciate me, today I visited Boots to pick up some beauty products. I told the beauty consultant of my circumstance and she told me I had wonderful skin for my age and a boyfriend who is unappreciative; but to further enhance the natural beauty I possessed she recommended I use the Boots No7 for men range of products. With advice and products in hand I proceeded to the till to pay for my products and £50.00 later I left the store feeling more haggard than when I went in. 
The photo above shows what £50.00 can get you for the money. Now, I've yet to try these products out so I cannot comment on their effectiveness; but should you find a post on here within the next month offering a second hand gay-boy with a full service history who's seen better days and requires a lot of TLC you'll know it's not gone well. 
Fingers crossed for me dear readers please xxxxxxxxx.

11 comments:

  1. youre such a liar i never said that. makes me sound such a bad person. very funny though and very true lol. its a good job you warned me about this. xxxx
    and you paid with the vouchers you had. did you get me anything.

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  2. Okay perhaps you never really said that and you're not a bad person; I think everyone knows you're not. Did I get you anything? Well......... no, but you don't need it you're beautiful enough as you are - oh gosh how gay? xxxxxxxxxx
    Besides I'm sure you'll try them out when you come around anyway. And probably nick them if you like them.

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  3. VERY GAY.
    to be gay back youre beautiful too but i always said its not the looks that count its whats inside lol.

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  4. That's a somewhat underhanded compliment thanks, I love you too xx.
    And what's normally inside me? YOU! (Sorry, but it is funny.)

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  5. i was only joking as you know i love you for you xxxx.
    your joke is bad babes. funny but sick.

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  6. whats the full service history btw. thats a lie too. you cant even remember the names of half the guys that have serviced you. lol

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  7. and the second hand gayboy thing. it should be atleast a thousand hand gay boy. lol :-0

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  8. Here's some advice dear readers - never start a slanging match on the comments section and then leave for a toilet break. That and don't date a boyfriend that's funny than you!
    This post has now been turned around against me, how's that happened? Have you been taking those "make me funny" pills from the alternative health store again?

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  9. Hi Guys

    Are u to passing that macbook to each other again?
    i have left you another post on wot we were talkin abt 2day at work cudnt resist it soz

    love to u both
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  10. No, we're not together tonight, unfortunately. We're commenting remotely, it just passes the time and keeps my mind occupied when I don't have boyfriend 2 in person. xxxxxxxxxxx.

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  11. hi girlfriend good to see you back. were apart tonight :-(
    but he needs some rest and beauty sleep lol. and we can still have fun on here. ive been told to get on the post from the other night see you over there. love 2 u xxxxxxxxx.

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