Fifth and three quarters sense

Today has just flown by Blogger friends, at such a rate of speed I cannot even comprehend it. Seriously, I do not know where today has gone to - time has just vanished today. Thankfully I have been somewhat calmer today, I've still been in a giddy and mischievous mood but not as in your face and certainly not aggressive with it. I think I'm just kind of looking forward to the weekend for obvious reasons, it's got me in a real feel good mood.

Anyway, the real reason behind this post is I have learned some very interesting facts about two of my work colleagues today. I thought I was the only gay in the team but I may have to reconsider this notion. You see for reasons unknown Derek W informed me today he fancies Brandon Boyd, do you know who he is? I didn't either, he's the lead singer with Incubus. Derek even made me google him to check out his pictures and get my opinion of him. Not my cup of tea by any means, but hey, each to their own I guess - if that's the kind of guy that floats his boat then so be it. 

So that revelation kind of knocked me for six as you may imagine but a worse shock was still forthcoming. Mike began being a dick-tease with me; no joke here boys and girls. He was bent over in front of his locker, striking a very homo-erotic pose as I walked past. And I'll tell you, your arse is kind of hot mate, not bad at all for an older guy. I don't mind admitting it was a nice sight, his arse cheeks straining against his work pants, I got a slight swelling. He's not the normal kind of guy I would go for but still, in an emergency, after a few brandies.......

I'm certain he did it intentionally, to grab my attention. I reckon he's secretly gagging for it, behind all the jokes he just so wants a piece of me. So if you fancy going for a drink sometime Mike just give us a call, you've got my number. I promise we'll have some fun and I won't hurt you, you may even enjoy it!

Today above all reminded me of the scene from the sixth sense:

"I see gay people"

"Where?"

"Everywhere"

"Do they know they're gay?"

"No they walk around like straight people!"

I think the movie went something like that anyway. Then again my sixth sense has never been that good so I may have misinterpreted the whole thing today, so I'll call it the fifth and three quarters sense. Just in case I misheard what Derek W said and misinterpreted Mike's actions, he may have just been tying his shoe laces.