Feel bareback

Whilst out shopping today we took a wrong turn (I get hopelessly lost and feel so out of my depth in big cities) and I misread a shop sign (I thought it read sweet shop); anyway we found ourselves in a sex shop. I've never been in a sex shop before (that's a plain lie boys and girls - I'm just trying to maintain my innocent image [another lie by the way]) but thankfully my boyfriend has visited them many times in the past (not a lie). Just to digress momentarily and tell the truth, he knew exactly where the shop was and arrowed in on it without having to think; what does that say about him? I don't know but it does mean I am very lucky!!

Anyway we're in this sex shop looking at gay porn movies and I pick this one up called, "Feel Bareback" because the guys look kind of cute on the cover. I flip it over to read the description on the back and it made me laugh so much; just the funniest description ever for a gay porn movie. The terms used for various body parts and sexual acts are just brilliant; they must have a poet writing for them. So I committed the description to memory (another lie) so I could share it with you. 

Obviously there are some graphic terms and language used so I will censor the worst parts. But if you're easily offended then please read no further. 

Eight athletic lads from the Czech Republic join forces to bring you a f**ktastic dvd in Feel Bareback from Fascinate Studios. You are treated to scenes of deep probe kissing and fingertip light caresses as these guys slowly undress each other to reveal toned bodies. Cocks strain at the cloth to be released and they stand hard and proud as f**k buddies sink to their knees to ingest these throbbing members whilst hands creep between muscular thighs to fondle tight sacs. Blood pumping fast, these young bucks can hold back no longer and the tops take control as they rim tight bottoms with darting tongues before positioning their bare throbbing cocks at the entrance to heaven. Clenching in anticipation is no barrier for the bottoms as rigid love wands ease their way up the dark tunnel and once ensconced, they pump and push until they are ready to detonate the dynamite and pull out to scatter their warm seed on their willing partners toned body. It's bareback, it's hard and it's what you want!

You're not kidding it's what I want; but then again I am kind of biased when it comes to sex with men. But, I do not jest that is the true description of the movie, isn't it awesome? Makes it sound like a Hollywood blockbuster, I can imagine the voiceover man at the cinema reeling it off. Please don't ask me how I remembered the whole description, you don't need to know and you could probably guess anyway. 

Time for bed dear readers, time to practice what the description preaches. Have a good night friends, peace and love to you all. xxxxxxxxxxx.