Extreme makeover

Hello there blogger friends I trust I find you all happy and well? Me, well I'm just fine thank you for asking. I've told you many times how I manage to fill my days at work even when there's not a great deal occurring; today has been a fine example, perhaps the finest. In fact it was quite surreal at times.

First off I visited Ann Summers with a lady from one of the shops, who shall remain nameless. I love visiting Ann Summers despite the fact it is hardly geared up for gay-boys and I like the way it has brought the often seedy thought of sex shops out of the shadowy side streets and into the mainstream. The last time I visited I was playing around with all the vibrators and couldn't turn them off, just so funny. The rabbit vibrators have a control panel similar to that of a space ship, the user manual must be like an encyclopaedia; and could I find the off switch? In the end I put them back on the shelf still vibrating around and made off quick. 

Anyway today we went in looking at the lingerie and mystery lady was talking to me in front of the assistants like I was her boyfriend or something. I'd bet you'd like to see me in this and we could have fun in that; whilst I was thinking, that's the last thing I'd like to do even if I was straight. Just so bizarre, I mean she was really going for it and I'm sure the assistants were left believing we were a couple. To be honest I didn't think much of their lingerie selection, it was a bit boring - I've seen similar in Marks & Spencer, not that I deliberately shop around for women's underwear! Then we tried out all the flavoured lubricants (this sounds so wrong!) the cherry flavoured one was real nice but the pina-colada one was way too sweet. Anyway I was left with a real slippery hand (just sounds so bad again - there will be fun to had with the comments after this!) where I had been testing out the lubricants. Then as we were leaving mystery woman says to the assistants I'll come back later for my underwear and give him a surprise before she started to squeeze my bum on the way out. If I ever needed proof of my sexuality today proved it beyond doubt. 

After such an experience I needed something to calm my nerves so I took part in an extreme makeover; I was transformed by Laura and friends into the photograph above. I don't honestly know what type of fashion statement they were hoping to achieve but I think I ended up looking like some kind of old dear. I thought it was a young and trendy shop but they do sell all the accessories I was modelling; maybe it was just bad co-ordination or perhaps they were just having a laugh at my expense. I know for sure I do not really suit the image and I will not be revisiting it in a hurry; but it was all good fun. The weirdest part was the no-smoking dude was with me at the time and took way too many photographs of me and seemed to be enjoying himself just a bit too much, you know what I mean? Right sex hitting on me this time but just the wrong type of man. I believe you will be able to find all the photographs of me modelling various women's accessories on his Facebook page, unfortunately I have absolutely no idea what his name is, so I can't help you track them down. Maybe if you search for no-smoking dude it may come up, who knows!