Godly spam

I have just received the best spam email ever Blogger world - well the best non-sexual natured spam email anyway! Some woman wants to donate $3,600,000.00 to me, am I the luckiest man alive? No, I am not that stupid and gullible but I'm sure there's some person in the world who has received the exact same email and is sending off their personal details whilst phoning up work and telling them where to stick their job; they will learn the hard way I guess. 

It is very good, I'll give them that, because all they want at the moment is a name, address, country and age - which might make the cautious amongst us believe that it is genuine. But I'll guarantee you as soon as you send this information off another email will arrive asking for your banking details so the money can be deposited. Then whoever is dumb enough to reply to the email will find their bank account strangely empty, oh what a surprise! 

Anyway, I'll share the full email transcript with you below. If you want to send some spam back here's the return email address esther66@yahoo.cn just remember to set up a throw away email address and close it as soon as you've sent the spam.

Mrs Esther Prakash
P.O.Box: 20581, Safat
13066 Safat,State of Kuwait

Dearest in Christ,

Greetings in the Name above all names, Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour, I am Mrs  Esther Prakash. I am married to Mr.Prakash Anderson who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for many years before he died in the year 2005.We were married  without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christian.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of (($3.600.000.00) Three million six hundred thousand dollars in a Bank in Ivory Coast . Presently, this money is still in bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem.

The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a charity organization or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want an organization/person that will use this fund for orphanages, school and church, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained, Isaiah 56:7 For my house will be called a house of prayer for all nations. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers.

I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence and the presence of my husband's relatives are around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible.

I await your soonest response with your full information, example.
Your full name.......................
Address....................................
Country......................................
Age...........................................

I will use the above information to swear an oaths of affidavits that will prove you the new beneficiary of this fund from the  Royal Court of Kuwait.I shall give you the contact of the Bank immediately the affidavits is ready. I want you to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.

Any delay in your reply will give me room searching another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply with the above information.

Remain blessed in the Lord

Yours Sister in Christ
Mrs Esther Prakash