Not a joke

How many gay men does it take to apply nail varnish correctly? I don't really know the answer but it is definitely more than two! Man, it is so difficult, I didn't realise how difficult - it started to upset me some. It just takes so much time, concentration and patience - things I do not possess a lot of. Neither of us could master the art, we ended up with varnish on fingers, thumbs, hands, trousers and the kitchen table; and there's only me wearing it! I've used more varnish remover than varnish itself in clearing up all the mistakes. But we finally got there, it's far from perfect but it will do and I think it looks cool.

I tried painting my nails last night whilst drinking beer and texting on my mobile and I think I did a better job for it, but life goes on. The things you find yourself doing in an attempt to express yourself and stand out from the crowd. I blame it on being Aquarius, do you realise how difficult it is to be born under this star sign readers? That and being gay, it's way too much to bear at times, I'll tell you. 

So now were running kind of late, but that's unimportant because we'll just stay out later, perfect excuse.