Okay, I've been serious for once in my life, would you mind if I returned to my normal self now? No? Thank goodness. I wouldn't want to leave you all tonight without having a little bit of fun. I've just received an email from iwantpants.com with the best pair of pants ever. Aren't they the most glamourous, cutest pants you've ever seen? Wouldn't you just so love the guy that you undressed to find he was sporting a pair of these? But why are they so expensive? I mean £21.53 a pair is a lot of money isn't it? Even for a guy like me who throws money away on the daftest of things. But if there are any guys out there who either own a pair or are willing to buy me a pair (I'm a size medium) I could make it worth your while, perhaps even arrange a bum! Come on, it is my birthday tomorrow and valentines day a couple of days later; someone prove to me romance is not dead.
Is such a deal paramount to solicitation? This is going to get people talking again isn't it? Perhaps it's not such a good idea after all.
Why do I never seem to learn.....?
The link to buy them is http://www.iwantpants.com/ginch-gonch-cupidity-sport-brief-43492-0.html
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since when has it taken a nice pair of pants for a slut like you to go to bed with a man lol
ReplyDeletesorry babes ;-) xxx.
I should stay up later during the week to moderate these comments..... It took a friend at work to point the above comment out to me.
ReplyDeleteAnd here's me trying my very best to maintain some sort of a decent repuatation, only to have it torn apart. Very funny and possibly very true all the same - it's not the pants that count, it's what's in them at the end of the day. I like it best when it's you babes xxx.
it takes one to know one SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Oh gosh.....
ReplyDeleteWhat have I started here, how melodramatic, this could be turned into a film.
I going to send George Lucas an email and see if he's free. I've got the title already "Whore Wars - The Fight For Uranus".
Do you think he'll buy into it?
ok u win u can keep ur man coz yes i do already have my own gay bessie mate thanks lol
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Now I'm lost, this is my blog and it's making less and less sense with each new comment posted.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous comment above - does this relate to the email you received? I know I said I didn't want to know what was in it but it might just help make some sense here. Because now it appears there is more than one man-slut in this relationship.
Oh and I noticed he gets more kisses than me too - just marvelous!
Isn't it great living your personal life for all to see on the internet? Who needs Jeremy Kyle? Just start a blog.
This is also one of my most boring posts ever and it gets the most comments - life can be so mystifying at times. Anyway keep on commenting let's make it a record breaker!
Love to you all xxx.
thanks for your email anonymous 14 February 2009 @ 23.19. i dont think he needs to know what the other email was about keep him guessing it will do his head in.
ReplyDeletethanks for all the kisses too xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
are you free tomorrow night btw lol ;-)
This is getting beyond a joke now, I feel like Cilla Black on Blind Date. Are you free tomorrow night, what's all that about? And all the kisses too? Shall I just walk away alone and silently into the shadows and let you two get it on?
ReplyDeleteI'm looking into the settings on this blog to see if there's anyway I can block individuals from commenting.
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i best comment while i have the chance then. if you could close the door on your way out that would be good too. lol
ReplyDeletei always thought your eyes were blue and not green.
only teasing babes xxx.