The thought came to me today during my lunch break and it came right out of the blue. I gave my best girlfriend (wagging tongues alert) some life advice today and I was really sincere with it, honestly - no joke. It was very much meant and heartfelt, I am a very caring person underneath all the nonsense. So I thought I've missed my way in life - this is my true calling, to help people experiencing difficulty in their lives. I am going to become a life coach, help people get their lives in order and charge them huge sums of money for my expertise, to bring peace and calm to them. I think it's a winning idea, I could channel all my positive energy into their life and teach them the error of their ways. What do you think? You want the truth? Okay...........
I did give a tiny bit of advice about eating something even when you don't want anything (thinking best girlfriend had not ate anything all day, which turned out to be wrong) but it was a genuine and sincere comment on my behalf. Once I'd finished my sermon the irony in the statement immediately dawned upon me; and I found it so funny.
There's me giving someone life advice; and not just a random person but my best girlfriend who has been less then impressed with my recent behavior about not seeking advice when I'm feeling down. Bad person to pick to be my first patient, you know? Mr not-the-most-secure-person-in-the-world-you've-ever-met (that's a true statement I don't need any more phone calls, emails or one-to-ones telling me I should not be putting myself down all the time - I know! But come on that is a true statement) dishing out advice, I mean who would listen anyway? No-one I hope!
But if you're a friend and you need some help or advice - I'll always try and be there for you; and do what I can to make the situation better. That's the truth and that's a promise, my friends are always there for me - it's the least I can do. xxxx
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you missed the point you are already a life coach. anyone wanting to know how to live their life properly can read this blog and then do the opposite. they will not go far wrong ;-)
ReplyDeleteis the girlfriend who i think it is. if so i hope she knocked some sense into you. xxxx
The girlfriend is who you think it is and no she's not hit me yet. I say yet because i think she wants to as she's still kind of pissed with my recent behaviour. I don't blame her to be honest and I'm not even going to tempt fate and joke about it on here because I think it would hurt! xxxx
ReplyDeleteGlad to kno im the GIRLFRIEND,yeah you do piss me of at times wen u bottle things up but thats you all over.
ReplyDeleteHows my second best friend u no who
love to you both
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hey girlfriend your right he does have the ability to piss me off too he needs to learn. i am very well thanks do you fancy going to see deep purple with me. we can leave mr grumpy home alone to learn the error of his ways.
ReplyDeletenext time hit him he wont hit you back hes a big girl really lol.
love you xxxxxxxx
ill send you an email shortly.
Hello is there anyone listening? Not wishing to be third person in the three's-a-crowd scenario but this is actually a blog site and not some kind of dating site. Take your flirting elsewhere please, how about visiting www.hags4fags.com; I'm sure you will both fit in very well! I lose my boyfriend to my girlfriend and my girlfriend to my boyfriend; will one of you pass me the electric toothbrush before you both leave?
ReplyDeleteThe hags4fags is a bad joke I know, please do not take offence, I love you both xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
Oh, the website doesn't exist so don't try it like I did.