am I correct in thinking they are supposed to help each other out? Be there for one-another? Share things with each other? I believe that is a truthful statement. And you are not supposed to fight with friends are you? I believe that is the truth also.
I mean are you supposed to share everything with a friend? Even if they are a very good friend? Even if it deprives yourself of something you would very much like? I don't know the answers to these statements, so I'm going to need some help here readers, because judging a very good friendship on these statements something is awry.
Here's the problem, I was at work today and my attention was drawn to a hot looking guy walking past with his mate - but not only was he hot, he was cute; and you all know how I adore cute looking guys, right? So I continue to watch this guy in a dreamy kind of state but as I look to my right my dream state was shattered. Why? Well, I was not the only one checking out this guy.
My very good friend had also spotted Mr Hot judging by her tongue hanging down to her chin, her eyes popping out of her sockets and her head turning through 180 degrees to maintain eye contact. It wasn't exactly subtle but it's some party trick admittedly, however there's a time and a place for such amorous antics, and it's not when I fancy the guy too. So I politely gain my friends attention and advise her to stop eyeing up my guy, he being mine because I saw him first. That's when the argument starts...
I saw him first. No it was me. He walked past earlier whilst you were not here, etc. The argument continued on and off for the rest of the day. The only thing we could agree on was he was hot, cute and shaggable. How can two good friends - one straight girl and one gay guy, both be in the same place together at the same time, see the same guy and both fancy him? What are the chances of that? The odds of winning the jackpot on the National Lottery are probably less.
The burning issue is, however, how are we going to resolve this problem? There have been more questions than answers raised in respect of this, after all. But I have a plan, I'm not sure it will work, but it may just stop us from falling out, save our friendship...
Is it possible to timeshare the same guy? Is it legal to timeshare a human being for sexual gratification? They do it with apartments in the Costa Del Sol, so why not? We could work out a rota system, I'm good at them; then share and share alike, just like good friends are supposed to do. I think it will work - just as long as I can have him first, to save any "ugh fish" comments!
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ok u win,u can have him but its still 2-1 to me.
ReplyDeleteno man is worth fallin out over lol
love u my friend xx
I feel awful now that you have admitted defeat over Mr Hot; the guilt trip was supposed to be for you not me. You are too much of a good friend - thanks. You're right though, no man is worth that much, no matter how cute he is, damn! Anyway it's my turn to admit defeat, I am losing 2-1 and probably have little scope to draw level but that may not stop me from trying. Be safe and have fun my friend.
ReplyDeleteOh catch xxxx.