Special K diet

A good friend and I have recently tried out the Special K diet despite the fact that I have often been suspicious of the claims they make on the adverts on television. If you're not familiar it goes something like, "try the Special K diet and you can drop a jean size in just two weeks." So after putting on a few extra pounds over Christmas I banished my suspicion and decided to give it a go with my friend. Truth be told we weren't expecting much, it's such a simple premise it could not possibly work. 

We were both shocked with the results, seriously, it is more like a miracle. "Drop a jean size in two weeks" is the understatement of the Century. It has worked so well, maybe too well, nowadays my jeans completely drop off on a Saturday night, just fall to the floor. And I guess you're thinking that this is just a case of good fortune, right? Well, think again dear readers, because the exact same thing has happened to my friend, except their jeans fall to the floor on a Friday. 

This is not just good fortune, nor mere coincidence, because I know of a third friend who I'm pretty sure has followed the same technique with even more shocking results. Their jeans fall to the floor in London and they don't even live there! Just bizarre, it beggars belief.