Say what?

A list of quotes said, heard, overheard, misheard and probably misinterpreted last night. There are quite a few in reference to that t-shirt and all of them are from the usual suspect.

"Your personality has the same PR problems as a STD" (The best put down ever spoken)

"The only people who wear t-shirts like that are suffering from a midlife crisis or gay"

"Is there anyone in here who you've not shagged" (Said way too loud - sorry x)

"Only the women" (A fine response!)

"I'm surprised it (the t-shirt) doesn't glow in the dark or something gay like that"

"The more I drink the more I find Michael Stipe strangely attractive"

"We best go now I've got to be up early in the morning for Sunday Mass" (Classic)

"Have you got any ID mate?" (On more than one occasion) 

"Next time remind me to ditch the lube and bring some evo-stick" (So not true)

"Are you sure you've ironed your underwear?" (I could not resist)