Mr Creamy-Dreamy

I don't know exactly what I have started on here and where it will finish, if it ever does. But today at work has just been so funny, I've been dodging them bullets left right and centre. I didn't really expect such a reaction, but it has been good and I have not helped the matter by continuing to stir the plot. I can't help myself, I am in such a frivolous mood - a mood that does not occur that often, so I've just kind of let it ride. 

Yes, I'm talking about my dream-boy here, a male colleague who is kind of hot, in my eyes anyway. And there has been so much said and assumed in reference to this that I'm going to clear up some of the misunderstandings, to give you all a helping hand.

The post "You were born to play that part" does not concern him in anyway, shape or form; it is about someone completely different, honestly.

There have been so many names mentioned, most of them have made me just laugh so much and I know some have been thrown into the mix just for the sake of a laugh - if I was wearing a hat I would take it off to those with such wit, you are very funny. However, during these name games Mr Dreamy has been correctly identified on at least one occasion, I think? Or was that just a dream?

The reason why I do not just speak his name is not due to the fear of rejection; it's not like I wander around in a daydream thinking of him all day. I am not infatuated, it was just some weird dream that perhaps I should have just kept to myself. To this end the terms "dream-boy" and "Mr Dreamy" are self-parody. You may read into them what you will. 

The real reason why I do not speak his name is because I am certain the attention is unwarranted, well it will be now after all that has gone in respect of it, and it could make working together difficult and strained; I don't want that. If I had the assurance that Mr Creamy -Dreamy would just take this as a compliment, laugh it off and everything would then return to normal then I would have no hesitation in telling him. If he then said "okay, fancy a bum then" it would be a bonus!

I'm not helping am I? This post started off somewhat seriously and has since degenerated rapidly; Mr Creamy-Dreamy, what a top name, makes me laugh so much. I wish I could lie to you and say I have made this whole dream scenario up, it would be so easy, but I am nothing if not truthful ladies and gentlemen. I am well aware that this is just so wrong and I'm digging such a big hole for myself here, but I'm sure the path of true love is often marred by the odd pothole or two.

Sweet dreams Mr Creamy-Dreamy xxx.

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