Hello, my name is Jordon

It was not a good idea continuing with the Gok Wan name thing last night because I have now been renamed. My name is now, and will probably be forever Jordon (sic); touche my friend, very, very funny! There's a joke in here somewhere and I think it was sent to me deliberately because they knew, good timing. I should not have shared it. And I sure feel like her this morning, ha, ha - that's too much information. But I will soldier on! By the way Gok thinks you're very cool and funny mystery joke sender, you know who you are.

Last night was just the tops, what a great time, I have not laughed so much in a long time. I don't know but there seemed to be just so many nice, friendly and funny people out and about last night. Perhaps it was my mood - I let my guard down completely, that and the company I had - I have no fear with you.

"Hello, my name is Gok and this is my mate Jordon, she likes wearing gay t-shirts." How many times can you get away with the same line? Anyway I think my t-shirt won out, there were more positive comments than negative ones, barring you and that guy with bleached hair asking if I was colour blind. I mean a guy with bleached blond hair asking me if I was colour blind, look in the mirror mate!

I got my own back eventually, I got in first, "Hello my name is Jordon and this is my mate Cock Wank, sorry I mean Gok Wan" Apologies for being crude readers, but his face was a picture.

We were also keeping a look out for Mr Creamy-Dreamy, hoping to hunt him down, get him drunk and take him home. No such luck unfortunately, perhaps he's keeping a low profile at the moment or he travels in different circles. Not that it stopped Gok from shouting out every five minutes, 'There he is, I'm sure that's him - Mr Creamy-Dreamy." I stopped paying attention after about the tenth time. Yes, Gok knows who Mr Creamy-Dreamy is and also thinks he's a hottie. Get in the queue my friend. 

Oh, and I have never in my life seen anyone dance so stupidly to Bloc Party, just the funniest thing ever. You worry about me and my choice of t-shirt, there are worst things in life; just sit down, there's no dancing.