Jigsaw pieces of the mind

I've got loads to do to today, much more important things than writing to you blogger, but I need to get this off my mind. It's nothing bad, it's kind of funny actually, very funny in fact - I am now laughing whilst thinking about it. 

Opportunities to learn should not be discarded and here is my lesson for today. Do not mix the above, no matter how much of a good idea it seems at the time, just don't. Either give up drinking or leave your mobile phone at home, trust me, it will save a load of embarrassment. 

I woke up this morning feeling kind of delicate, with a hazy memory to match the weather outside. After caffeine and nicotine I started to come around and the jigsaw pieces in my mind began to come together. Oh dear......

I remembered laughing, hard and loud, at a joke I received via text last night. I looked in my inbox to revisit it and it wasn't there, it's not anywhere within my phone. But there are other messages, oh man, so, so embarrassing. Then when searching through the sent messages.... ground open up and swallow me please, that was not me surely. I always thought alcohol made me chilled out and quiet - I may have to reappraise this thought; as it appears it makes my tongue loose. Remind me to never blog after alcohol. 

There's a message about my phone being on vibrate keep texting me, a message about what Aston can do to me in no uncertain terms, an apology, a message about beer goggles, a reply to the joke, and a message about how my hair needs cutting. What the...? At a guess I think the joke I received  must have been about hair or hairdressers, because the hair message I sent is just so random and makes no sense at all. 

So funny though, just brilliant, I hope I didn't cause any offence last night, if I did it was not meant. These are the moments in life that become memories, become imprinted on the mind, which I will revisit and laugh so much. We should go out and get drunk one night, then again......

xx.